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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 8, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Khyree Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 7 RND: 1 (MIA)
Khyree Jackson
CB Oregon
Marshawn Kneeland Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (MIA)
Marshawn Kneeland
DE-EDGE Western Michigan
Jamari Thrash Head Shot
PICK: 55 RND: 2 (MIA)
Jamari Thrash
WR Louisville
Anthony Gould Head Shot
PICK: 120 RND: 4 (MIA)
Anthony Gould
WR Oregon State
Tahj Washington Head Shot
PICK: 158 RND: 5 (MIA)
Tahj Washington
WR USC
Jordan Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 184 RND: 6 (MIA)
Jordan Johnson
WR Notre Dame
Ethan Driskell Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (MIA)
Ethan Driskell
OT Marshall
Frank Crum Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (MIA)
Frank Crum
OT Wyoming
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall C-
ValueF NeedB- TradesB- FutureB-
Flashes of a plan, unevenly executed. Dolphins: C-.

There is conviction, and then there is this. The Dolphins took Jordan Johnson a full 191 picks ahead of where the board had him, an overdraft steep enough that it colors the whole weekend. Some smart calls, some head-scratchers, and a C- in the wash.

Leaving quarterback unaddressed is the roster risk they will have to answer for in the fall. Job largely done: wide receiver settled and 3 of 8 of the wish list covered.

Nearly every premium pick went to that side of the ball.

Not a disaster, not a triumph, just a middling class.

Pick Analysis
Pick7 Rnd1 Khyree Jackson
In the Round 1 slot they get a lockdown presence outside, a steep price for the projection. Need was not the driver here.
Pick39 Rnd2 Marshawn Kneeland
Marshawn Kneeland at Round 2, Pick 7 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick55 Rnd2 Jamari Thrash
This one needs a full-page explanation: Jamari Thrash in pick No. 55, miles early. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick120 Rnd4 Anthony Gould
A wild overpay on Anthony Gould in No. 120, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick158 Rnd5 Tahj Washington
A premium they did not need to pay, Tahj Washington a notch or two before his time. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick184 Rnd6 Jordan Johnson
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Jordan Johnson. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick198 Rnd6 Ethan Driskell
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Ethan Driskell well ahead of where he belonged. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick241 Rnd7 Frank Crum
No drama and no debate, Frank Crum went about where he belonged in pick 241. A need, and now a little less of one.