Fat Bastard'S MOCK DRAFT

Fat Bastard'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 2, 2025

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  • Fat Bastard DRAFTING FOR THE
    Jaguars
Draft Selections
Mason Graham Head Shot
PICK: 5 RND: 1 (JAX)
Mason Graham
DT Michigan
Tyler Warren Head Shot
PICK: 36 RND: 2 (JAX)
Tyler Warren
TE Penn State
Darien Porter Head Shot
PICK: 70 RND: 3 (JAX)
Darien Porter
CB Iowa State
Charles Grant Head Shot
PICK: 88 RND: 3 (JAX)
Charles Grant
OT William & Mary
Will Howard Head Shot
PICK: 108 RND: 4 (JAX)
Will Howard
QB Ohio State
Kyle Kennard Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (JAX)
Kyle Kennard
DE-EDGE South Carolina
Chimere Dike Head Shot
PICK: 142 RND: 5 (JAX)
Chimere Dike
WR Florida
CJ West Head Shot
PICK: 182 RND: 6 (JAX)
CJ West
DT Indiana
Dont'e Thornton Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 194 RND: 6 (JAX)
Dont'e Thornton Jr.
WR Tennessee
Carson Vinson Head Shot
PICK: 221 RND: 7 (JAX)
Carson Vinson
OT Alabama A&M
Draft Picks Received
Will Howard Head Shot
PICK: 108 RND: 4 (LV)
Will Howard
QB Ohio State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (LV)
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Draft Picks Traded
Miles Frazier Head Shot
PICK: 107 RND: 4 (LV)
Miles Frazier
OG LSU
Draft Grade — Jaguars
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
Kennard should have been long gone. The Jaguars pounced, and earned a B.

Call it larceny. Kyle Kennard sat on the board until the Round 4 slot, and the Jaguars did not need to be asked twice.

They will regret leaving safety for another day if the season turns on it. On the needs board they went 6 of 9, with wide receiver the one that mattered most.

The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom. The dealing was even money, start to finish.

Nothing here to lose sleep over, and plenty to feel decent about.

Pick Analysis
Pick5 Rnd1 Mason Graham
In Round 1, Pick 5 they get a load in the middle at fair value. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick36 Rnd2 Tyler Warren
Somehow Tyler Warren was still sitting there in slot 36, and they pounced on premier tight end value. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick70 Rnd3 Darien Porter
They took Darien Porter at par in pick No. 70, which is nothing to complain about. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick88 Rnd3 Charles Grant
Charles Grant at the Round 3 slot is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick108 Rnd4 Will Howard
They let Will Howard come to them and pounced at the 108th overall pick. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick126 Rnd4 Kyle Kennard
Kyle Kennard at the 126th pick is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick142 Rnd5 Chimere Dike
Circle this one: Chimere Dike at pick 142 is a fall that decides a draft. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick182 Rnd6 CJ West
CJ West at No. 182 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick194 Rnd6 Dont'e Thornton Jr.
Dont'e Thornton Jr. slid further than he should have, and the Round 6 slot is lovely value for the wide receiver. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick221 Rnd7 Carson Vinson
By-the-book stuff, Carson Vinson at No. 221 squarely in line with his ranking. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.