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  • KOOLaid Man DRAFTING FOR THE
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Draft Selections
Ashton Jeanty Head Shot
PICK: 14 RND: 1 (CHI)
Ashton Jeanty
RB Boise State
JT Tuimoloau Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (CHI)
JT Tuimoloau
DE-EDGE Ohio State
Tyler Booker Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (CHI)
Tyler Booker
OG Alabama
Deone Walker Head Shot
PICK: 45 RND: 2 (CHI)
Deone Walker
DT Kentucky
Will Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 62 RND: 2 (CHI)
Will Johnson
CB Michigan
Andrew Mukuba Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (CHI)
Andrew Mukuba
S Texas
Donovan Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 149 RND: 5 (CHI)
Donovan Jackson
OT Ohio State
Jared Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 197 RND: 6 (CHI)
Jared Wilson
C Georgia
Willie Lampkin Head Shot
PICK: 235 RND: 7 (CHI)
Willie Lampkin
OG North Carolina
Trevor Etienne Head Shot
PICK: 242 RND: 7 (CHI)
Trevor Etienne
RB Georgia
Draft Picks Received
Ashton Jeanty Head Shot
PICK: 14 RND: 1 (IND)
Ashton Jeanty
RB Boise State
Deone Walker Head Shot
PICK: 45 RND: 2 (IND)
Deone Walker
DT Kentucky
Will Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 62 RND: 2 (BUF)
Will Johnson
CB Michigan
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (IND)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Landon Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 10 RND: 1 (IND)
Landon Jackson
DL-EDGE Arkansas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (ARI)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Players Gained
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Danny Pinter
OG
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O'Cyrus Torrence
OG
Players traded away
Head Shot
Keenan Allen
WR
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Teven Jenkins
OT
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall C
ValueB NeedB+ TradesF FutureC+
Grand theft in the 197th overall pick: the Bears steal Wilson and grade out a C.

Thirty-one other rooms let Jared Wilson slide, and the Bears were the ones holding the card at the Round 6 slot. Highway robbery. For now it grades a C, with the swing picks left to settle the rest.

The trades bled value they could not afford to lose. The Walker reach is the anchor dragging on the value grade. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped linebacker, which is a strange place to end up.

Hit on Ashton Jeanty and the swing picks, and this ages a lot better than it grades today.

Pick Analysis
Pick14 Rnd1 Ashton Jeanty
In the Round 1 slot they get a lead back with juice, outstanding value to boot. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick39 Rnd2 JT Tuimoloau
They liked JT Tuimoloau enough to skip the value, taking him in slot 39. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick41 Rnd2 Tyler Booker
Good price on Tyler Booker in Round 2, Pick 9, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick45 Rnd2 Deone Walker
Deone Walker at No. 45 is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick62 Rnd2 Will Johnson
They robbed the room for Will Johnson here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick72 Rnd3 Andrew Mukuba
A reasonable price with a little left over, Andrew Mukuba in pick 72. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick149 Rnd5 Donovan Jackson
Donovan Jackson at the 149th pick is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick197 Rnd6 Jared Wilson
They will replay Jared Wilson at pick No. 197 for years; that is how good the value is. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick235 Rnd7 Willie Lampkin
They barely believed it either: Willie Lampkin still on the board at pick 235. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick242 Rnd7 Trevor Etienne
Trevor Etienne in the 242nd overall pick is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.