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Draft Selections
Tyler Booker Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (CHI)
Tyler Booker
OG Alabama
JT Tuimoloau Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (CHI)
JT Tuimoloau
DE-EDGE Ohio State
Kaleb Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (CHI)
Kaleb Johnson
RB Iowa
Deone Walker Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (CHI)
Deone Walker
DT Kentucky
Jermari Harris Head Shot
PICK: 108 RND: 4 (CHI)
Jermari Harris
CB Iowa
Jared Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 118 RND: 4 (CHI)
Jared Wilson
C Georgia
Jack Nelson Head Shot
PICK: 149 RND: 5 (CHI)
Jack Nelson
OT Wisconsin
Emery Jones Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 150 RND: 5 (CHI)
Emery Jones Jr.
OT LSU
Luke Lachey Head Shot
PICK: 174 RND: 5 (CHI)
Luke Lachey
TE Iowa
Hayden Conner Head Shot
PICK: 175 RND: 5 (CHI)
Hayden Conner
OG Texas
Trevor Etienne Head Shot
PICK: 197 RND: 6 (CHI)
Trevor Etienne
RB Georgia
Shilo Sanders Head Shot
PICK: 235 RND: 7 (CHI)
Shilo Sanders
S Colorado
Ricky White III Head Shot
PICK: 242 RND: 7 (CHI)
Ricky White III
WR UNLV
Draft Picks Received
Tyler Booker Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (BUF)
Tyler Booker
OG Alabama
Kaleb Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (CIN)
Kaleb Johnson
RB Iowa
Jermari Harris Head Shot
PICK: 108 RND: 4 (BUF)
Jermari Harris
CB Iowa
Jared Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 118 RND: 4 (CIN)
Jared Wilson
C Georgia
Emery Jones Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 150 RND: 5 (DAL)
Emery Jones Jr.
OT LSU
Luke Lachey Head Shot
PICK: 174 RND: 5 (DAL)
Luke Lachey
TE Iowa
Hayden Conner Head Shot
PICK: 175 RND: 5 (BUF)
Hayden Conner
OG Texas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (BUF)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (DAL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (BUF)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (CIN)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (DAL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (CIN)
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Draft Picks Traded
Ashton Jeanty Head Shot
PICK: 10 RND: 1 (DAL)
Ashton Jeanty
RB Boise State
Derrick Harmon Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (CIN)
Derrick Harmon
DT Oregon
Players Gained
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Kendric Pryor
WR
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O'Cyrus Torrence
OG
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall A-
ValueB- NeedB TradesA FutureA+
The Bears robbed the room for White III. Final grade: A-.

The value of the weekend has a name and a slot: Ricky White III, the 242nd pick, roughly 37 picks past where he belonged.

Reaching for Conner left real value on the table behind him. They will regret leaving linebacker for another day if the season turns on it.

Add it up and few war rooms did better this weekend, Tyler Booker and all.

Pick Analysis
Pick30 Rnd1 Tyler Booker
Tyler Booker at the Round 1 slot jumps the queue by a touch more than is comfortable. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick39 Rnd2 JT Tuimoloau
They went early on JT Tuimoloau in No. 39, and the value did not follow. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick49 Rnd2 Kaleb Johnson
A quiet steal in Round 2, Pick 17: Kaleb Johnson for less than the market said. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick72 Rnd3 Deone Walker
A reasonable price with a little left over, Deone Walker in slot 72. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick108 Rnd4 Jermari Harris
They read the board right and Jermari Harris was the payoff at the 108th pick. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick118 Rnd4 Jared Wilson
A tidy little value on Jared Wilson in pick 118, a step better than break-even. It fills a real need, too.
Pick149 Rnd5 Jack Nelson
Jack Nelson at pick No. 149 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick150 Rnd5 Emery Jones Jr.
Emery Jones Jr. at the 150th overall pick is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick174 Rnd5 Luke Lachey
A wild overpay on Luke Lachey in pick 174, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick175 Rnd5 Hayden Conner
Value said wait; Hayden Conner in the 175th overall pick says they were not listening. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick197 Rnd6 Trevor Etienne
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Trevor Etienne well ahead of where he belonged. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick235 Rnd7 Shilo Sanders
A real head-scratcher, Shilo Sanders in the Round 7 slot is miles ahead of his ranking. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick242 Rnd7 Ricky White III
They robbed the room for Ricky White III here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.