Dweebis'S MOCK DRAFT

B.J, Bears

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Draft Selections
Abdul Carter Head Shot
PICK: 12 RND: 1 (CHI)
Abdul Carter
DE-EDGE Penn State
Will Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (CHI)
Will Campbell
OT LSU
Kenneth Grant Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (CHI)
Kenneth Grant
DT Michigan
Tyler Warren Head Shot
PICK: 56 RND: 2 (CHI)
Tyler Warren
TE Penn State
Cam Skattebo Head Shot
PICK: 135 RND: 4 (CHI)
Cam Skattebo
RB Arizona State
Jake Majors Head Shot
PICK: 145 RND: 5 (CHI)
Jake Majors
C Texas
Chris Paul Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 189 RND: 6 (CHI)
Chris Paul Jr.
LB Ole Miss
Hunter Wohler Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (CHI)
Hunter Wohler
S Wisconsin
Draft Picks Received
Abdul Carter Head Shot
PICK: 12 RND: 1 (DAL)
Abdul Carter
DE-EDGE Penn State
Will Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (DEN)
Will Campbell
OT LSU
Tyler Warren Head Shot
PICK: 56 RND: 2 (BUF)
Tyler Warren
TE Penn State
Cam Skattebo Head Shot
PICK: 135 RND: 4 (BAL)
Cam Skattebo
RB Arizona State
Jake Majors Head Shot
PICK: 145 RND: 5 (CAR)
Jake Majors
C Texas
Chris Paul Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 189 RND: 6 (DEN)
Chris Paul Jr.
LB Ole Miss
Hunter Wohler Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (CAR)
Hunter Wohler
S Wisconsin
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (DAL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (DAL)
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Draft Picks Traded
Ashton Jeanty Head Shot
PICK: 10 RND: 1 (DAL)
Ashton Jeanty
RB Boise State
Isaiah Bond Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (DEN)
Isaiah Bond
WR Texas
Charles Grant Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (DEN)
Charles Grant
OT William & Mary
Dorian Strong Head Shot
PICK: 147 RND: 5 (BUF)
Dorian Strong
CB Virginia Tech
Quinn Carroll Head Shot
PICK: 193 RND: 6 (BAL)
Quinn Carroll
OT Minnesota
Seth McLaughlin Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (CAR)
Seth McLaughlin
C Ohio State
Trey Wedig Head Shot
PICK: 240 RND: 7 (CAR)
Trey Wedig
OT Indiana
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (ATL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (ATL)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall B+
ValueB+ NeedB+ TradesA FutureC+
Paul Jr. should have been long gone. The Bears pounced, and earned a B+.

You could see the war room lean forward. Chris Paul Jr. at the 189th overall pick is the sort of fall that does not happen, except it just did. A sturdy weekend that grades out a B+.

That cornerback hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. The dealing nudged the ledger their way without much fuss.

Good work on the whole, with cornerback the one box left unchecked.

Pick Analysis
Pick12 Rnd1 Abdul Carter
In pick 12 they get juice off the edge. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick20 Rnd1 Will Campbell
In No. 20 they get an anchor for the offensive line at fair value. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick41 Rnd2 Kenneth Grant
Kenneth Grant in Round 2, Pick 9 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick56 Rnd2 Tyler Warren
The board had Tyler Warren higher than pick No. 56, and the tight end fell to them anyway. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick135 Rnd4 Cam Skattebo
They barely believed it either: Cam Skattebo still on the board at the 135th pick. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick145 Rnd5 Jake Majors
A offensive lineman of that caliber at slot 145 is the definition of value, full stop. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick189 Rnd6 Chris Paul Jr.
Chris Paul Jr. in the 189th overall pick is a gift, value that borders on unfair. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick227 Rnd7 Hunter Wohler
Hunter Wohler slid further than he should have, and the Round 7 slot is lovely value for the safety. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.