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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Patriots
Draft Selections
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
S Toledo
Marlin Klein Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
Marlin Klein
TE Michigan
Antonio Williams Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Antonio Williams
WR Clemson
Markel Bell Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (NE)
Markel Bell
OT Miami
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
J.C. Davis Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (NE)
J.C. Davis
OT Illinois
Rayshaun Benny Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (NE)
Rayshaun Benny
DL Michigan
Cyrus Allen Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (NE)
Cyrus Allen
WR Cincinnati
Bryce Boettcher Head Shot
PICK: 202 RND: 6 (NE)
Bryce Boettcher
LB Oregon
DJ Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 212 RND: 6 (NE)
DJ Campbell
OG Texas
Brent Austin Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (NE)
Brent Austin
CB California
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall B-
ValueC NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
More right than wrong for the Patriots, and a B- to prove it.

The Patriots bet big and early on Marlin Klein, 94 picks ahead of the board. Bold does not always mean right.

On value alone, Benny makes the weekend a net positive. For all the activity, edge rusher went untouched, which is hard to explain.

Solid rather than spectacular, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
In pick 31 they get a ballhawk on the back end, though the board says they badly overpaid. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick63 Rnd2 Marlin Klein
Marlin Klein in No. 63 is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick95 Rnd3 Antonio Williams
Antonio Williams at pick No. 95 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick125 Rnd4 Markel Bell
The board had Markel Bell higher than slot 125, and the offensive lineman fell to them anyway. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick131 Rnd4 Treydan Stukes
They will replay Treydan Stukes at the Round 4 slot for years; that is how good the value is. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick171 Rnd5 J.C. Davis
J.C. Davis at the 171st pick is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick191 Rnd6 Rayshaun Benny
A interior defensive lineman of that caliber at pick No. 191 is the definition of value, full stop. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick198 Rnd6 Cyrus Allen
They barely believed it either: Cyrus Allen still on the board at pick 198. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick202 Rnd6 Bryce Boettcher
The board fumbled Bryce Boettcher all the way to the 202nd overall pick, and they scooped it up. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick212 Rnd6 DJ Campbell
Taking DJ Campbell in slot 212 is close to grand larceny; an offensive lineman that good had no business lasting this long. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick247 Rnd7 Brent Austin
A top-tier cornerback at a bargain, Brent Austin in the Round 7 slot, plain and simple. They doubled down on a strength rather than a need.