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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Cardinals
Draft Selections
Rueben Bain Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 3 RND: 1 (ARI)
Rueben Bain Jr.
DE-EDGE Miami
Chris Bell Head Shot
PICK: 34 RND: 2 (ARI)
Chris Bell
WR Louisville
Domani Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 65 RND: 3 (ARI)
Domani Jackson
CB Alabama
Jake Golday Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (ARI)
Jake Golday
OLB Cincinnati
Hezekiah Masses Head Shot
PICK: 143 RND: 5 (ARI)
Hezekiah Masses
CB California
Malik Benson Head Shot
PICK: 183 RND: 6 (ARI)
Malik Benson
WR Oregon
Red Murdock Head Shot
PICK: 217 RND: 7 (ARI)
Red Murdock
LB Buffalo
Draft Grade — Cardinals
Overall B-
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Cardinals kept it disciplined and banked a B-.

Call it belief, call it a gut call, but Domani Jackson at Round 3, Pick 1 is 109 spots clear of consensus, and that is the headline. Solid and sensible more than spectacular: a B-.

If one pick saves this weekend, it is Golday. For all the activity, quarterback went untouched, which is hard to explain.

They went 3 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

All told, a draft that does its job without fuss, and there is real value in that.

Pick Analysis
Pick3 Rnd1 Rueben Bain Jr.
In the 3rd pick they get a premier pass rusher. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick34 Rnd2 Chris Bell
Chris Bell in pick 34 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick65 Rnd3 Domani Jackson
Value said wait; Domani Jackson in No. 65 says they were not listening. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick104 Rnd4 Jake Golday
Circle this one: Jake Golday at the 104th overall pick is a fall that decides a draft. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick143 Rnd5 Hezekiah Masses
Hezekiah Masses at pick No. 143 nudges the ledger their way without any fuss. A want dressed up as a pick, at a spot they had covered.
Pick183 Rnd6 Malik Benson
Malik Benson at slot 183 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick217 Rnd7 Red Murdock
A linebacker of that caliber at the 217th overall pick is the definition of value, full stop. It fills a real need, too.