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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
CJ Allen Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (CHI)
CJ Allen
LB Georgia
Sam Roush Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (CHI)
Sam Roush
TE Stanford
Justin Joly Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (CHI)
Justin Joly
TE NC State
Tyler Onyedim Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Tyler Onyedim
DE-EDGE Texas A&M
Gracen Halton Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Gracen Halton
DL Oklahoma
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (CHI)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Noah Whittington Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (CHI)
Noah Whittington
RB Oregon
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall C+
ValueD NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The jury is out on the Bears. For now, C+.

You can fall in love with a player. You are not supposed to marry him in the wrong round. The Bears did exactly that with Tyler Onyedim in pick 89. For now it grades a C+, with the swing picks left to settle the rest.

The Bears indulged a want in Joly while a need in cornerback, offensive lineman and other spots stayed open. If one pick saves this weekend, it is Whittington. They punted on cornerback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest.

The verdict is a shrug for now, with the swing picks left to write the real ending.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 CJ Allen
In the Round 1 slot they get the heartbeat of the defense at fair value. A real need, handled.
Pick57 Rnd2 Sam Roush
They reached a country mile for Sam Roush at Round 2, Pick 25, and the board is aghast. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick60 Rnd2 Justin Joly
A curious use of slot 60. Cornerback, offensive lineman and other spots needed the pick; a tight end in Justin Joly did not.
Pick89 Rnd3 Tyler Onyedim
Value said wait; Tyler Onyedim in No. 89 says they were not listening. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick129 Rnd4 Gracen Halton
A clean, defensible pick in the 129th pick with a little surplus value in Gracen Halton. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick239 Rnd7 Zavion Thomas
The board fumbled Zavion Thomas all the way to pick 239, and they scooped it up. It fills a real need, too.
Pick241 Rnd7 Noah Whittington
They robbed the room for Noah Whittington here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.