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Draft Selections
Jeremiah Smith Head Shot
PICK: 4 RND: 1 (LAC)
Jeremiah Smith
WR Ohio State
David Stone Head Shot
PICK: 35 RND: 2 (LAC)
David Stone
DT Oklahoma
Greg Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 66 RND: 3 (LAC)
Greg Johnson
OG Minnesota
Raylen Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 100 RND: 3 (LAC)
Raylen Wilson
LB Georgia
Taylor Wein Head Shot
PICK: 103 RND: 4 (LAC)
Taylor Wein
DL-EDGE Oklahoma
Xavier Lucas Head Shot
PICK: 143 RND: 5 (LAC)
Xavier Lucas
CB Miami
Anthony Colandrea Head Shot
PICK: 223 RND: 7 (LAC)
Anthony Colandrea
QB Nebraska
Addison Nichols Head Shot
PICK: 229 RND: 7 (LAC)
Addison Nichols
OG SMU
Draft Grade — Chargers
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB- TradesB- FutureB-
Nothing loud, just a tidy B- for the Chargers.

The Chargers treated their own grade as gospel and everyone else's as noise, spending No. 103 on Taylor Wein a full 39 spots early. Call it a sensible B-, earned the boring way.

The Wilson pick is fine in a vacuum, less so with running back and tight end still on the board. The running back spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at.

However the rest shakes out, Stone at that price is a win they earned.

Nothing here to lose sleep over, and plenty to feel decent about.

Pick Analysis
Pick4 Rnd1 Jeremiah Smith
In the 4th overall pick they get a matchup problem out wide. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick35 Rnd2 David Stone
David Stone is a better player than the Round 2 slot suggests; smart patience, rewarded. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick66 Rnd3 Greg Johnson
They took Greg Johnson at par in pick No. 66, which is nothing to complain about. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick100 Rnd3 Raylen Wilson
The eyebrow-raiser of the weekend. They went linebacker with Raylen Wilson while clear needs at running back and tight end sat open.
Pick103 Rnd4 Taylor Wein
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Taylor Wein. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick143 Rnd5 Xavier Lucas
They liked Xavier Lucas enough to skip the value, taking him in slot 143. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick223 Rnd7 Anthony Colandrea
No edge and no loss on Anthony Colandrea in No. 223; it is a wash and a sensible one. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick229 Rnd7 Addison Nichols
They left a pile of value on the table to take Addison Nichols this early at the 229th overall pick. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.