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Draft Selections
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 15 RND: 1 (IND)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Laiatu Latu Head Shot
PICK: 16 RND: 1 (IND)
Laiatu Latu
DL-EDGE UCLA
Xavier Worthy Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (IND)
Xavier Worthy
WR Texas
Matt Goncalves Head Shot
PICK: 105 RND: 4 (IND)
Matt Goncalves
OT Pittsburgh
Tanor Bortolini Head Shot
PICK: 110 RND: 4 (IND)
Tanor Bortolini
C Wisconsin
Edefuan Ulofoshio Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (IND)
Edefuan Ulofoshio
LB Washington
Anthony Gould Head Shot
PICK: 158 RND: 5 (IND)
Anthony Gould
WR Oregon State
Tyrone Tracy Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (IND)
Tyrone Tracy Jr.
WR Purdue
Johnny Dixon Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (IND)
Johnny Dixon
CB Penn State
Jaylon Carlies Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (IND)
Jaylon Carlies
S Missouri
Draft Picks Received
Laiatu Latu Head Shot
PICK: 16 RND: 1 (SEA)
Laiatu Latu
DL-EDGE UCLA
Xavier Worthy Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (CAR)
Xavier Worthy
WR Texas
Matt Goncalves Head Shot
PICK: 105 RND: 4 (LAC)
Matt Goncalves
OT Pittsburgh
Tanor Bortolini Head Shot
PICK: 110 RND: 4 (LAC)
Tanor Bortolini
C Wisconsin
Anthony Gould Head Shot
PICK: 158 RND: 5 (MIA)
Anthony Gould
WR Oregon State
Tyrone Tracy Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (GB)
Tyrone Tracy Jr.
WR Purdue
Jaylon Carlies Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (MIA)
Jaylon Carlies
S Missouri
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (MIA)
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Draft Picks Traded
Ricky Pearsall Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (CAR)
Ricky Pearsall
WR Florida
Christian Haynes Head Shot
PICK: 82 RND: 3 (LAC)
Christian Haynes
OG Connecticut
Will Shipley Head Shot
PICK: 117 RND: 4 (GB)
Will Shipley
RB Clemson
Devin Culp Head Shot
PICK: 234 RND: 7 (LAC)
Devin Culp
TE Washington
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (MIA)
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Players traded away
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Andrew Ogletree
TE
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Kylen Granson
TE
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Trey Sermon
RB
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Will Mallory
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall C+
ValueB NeedB TradesB FutureD-
The Colts did enough to get by: C+.

Somewhere a scout is still blinking. The Colts spent pick 151 on Edefuan Ulofoshio, a name the board had a full 54 spots lower. It nets out a thoroughly average C+.

Tracy Jr. at that cost is the sort of edge that compounds over a roster. If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through quarterback. A modest surplus at the table, banked quietly.

It grades out a shrug today, with plenty of room to move either way.

Pick Analysis
Pick15 Rnd1 Brock Bowers
In the Round 1 slot they get a matchup weapon at tight end at a price that makes it sweeter. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick16 Rnd1 Laiatu Latu
Laiatu Latu at slot 16 is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the edge rusher. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick33 Rnd2 Xavier Worthy
A premium they did not need to pay, Xavier Worthy a notch or two before his time. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick105 Rnd4 Matt Goncalves
Matt Goncalves in Round 4, Pick 5 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick110 Rnd4 Tanor Bortolini
They reached into another round for Tanor Bortolini, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. It fills a real need, too.
Pick151 Rnd5 Edefuan Ulofoshio
Edefuan Ulofoshio in pick No. 151 is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick158 Rnd5 Anthony Gould
They let Anthony Gould come to them and pounced at the 158th pick. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick169 Rnd5 Tyrone Tracy Jr.
Steal is underselling it; Tyrone Tracy Jr. at pick 169 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick191 Rnd6 Johnny Dixon
Johnny Dixon at the Round 6 slot is a clear overpay, with better names still on the board. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick241 Rnd7 Jaylon Carlies
Value said wait; Jaylon Carlies in Round 7, Pick 21 says they were not listening. A minor need, but a need all the same.