Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAY 7, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Patriots
Draft Selections
Jordyn Tyson Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
Jordyn Tyson
WR Arizona State
Max Iheanachor Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
Max Iheanachor
OT Arizona State
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Ja'Kobi Lane Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (NE)
Ja'Kobi Lane
WR USC
Darrell Jackson Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
Darrell Jackson Jr.
DT Florida State
Hezekiah Masses Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (NE)
Hezekiah Masses
CB California
Zxavian Harris Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (NE)
Zxavian Harris
DT Ole Miss
Kage Casey Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (NE)
Kage Casey
OT Boise State
Kevin Coleman Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 202 RND: 6 (NE)
Kevin Coleman Jr.
WR Missouri
Nadame Tucker Head Shot
PICK: 212 RND: 6 (NE)
Nadame Tucker
DE-EDGE Western Michigan
Wesley Williams Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (NE)
Wesley Williams
DE-EDGE Duke
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall B
ValueA- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Williams should have been long gone. The Patriots pounced, and earned a B.

The value of the weekend has a name and a slot: Wesley Williams, the 247th pick, roughly 41 picks past where he belonged.

They covered a lot of ground and still skipped safety, which is a strange place to end up. The roster is better shaped than it was, with edge rusher chief among the fixes. They trusted the board more than the depth chart.

Add it up and it is a good, unfussy class.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Jordyn Tyson
In the Round 1 slot they get a matchup problem out wide, and a steal at that. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick63 Rnd2 Max Iheanachor
They let Max Iheanachor come to them and pounced at the 63rd pick. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick95 Rnd3 Treydan Stukes
Treydan Stukes in pick No. 95 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick125 Rnd4 Ja'Kobi Lane
Steal is underselling it; Ja'Kobi Lane at pick 125 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick131 Rnd4 Darrell Jackson Jr.
Darrell Jackson Jr. in Round 4, Pick 31 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick171 Rnd5 Hezekiah Masses
A top-tier cornerback at a bargain, Hezekiah Masses in No. 171, plain and simple. A luxury on a unit that was already in good shape.
Pick191 Rnd6 Zxavian Harris
They robbed the room for Zxavian Harris here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick198 Rnd6 Kage Casey
Somehow Kage Casey was still sitting there in the 198th overall pick, and they pounced on premier offensive lineman value. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick202 Rnd6 Kevin Coleman Jr.
Kevin Coleman Jr. at the 202nd overall pick is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick212 Rnd6 Nadame Tucker
The board fumbled Nadame Tucker all the way to the Round 6 slot, and they scooped it up. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick247 Rnd7 Wesley Williams
A edge rusher of that caliber at Round 7, Pick 31 is the definition of value, full stop. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.