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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAY 7, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bengals
Draft Selections
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (CIN)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Jadarian Price Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (CIN)
Jadarian Price
RB Notre Dame
Skyler Bell Head Shot
PICK: 110 RND: 4 (CIN)
Skyler Bell
WR UConn
Mikail Kamara Head Shot
PICK: 189 RND: 6 (CIN)
Mikail Kamara
DE-EDGE Indiana
Kage Casey Head Shot
PICK: 199 RND: 6 (CIN)
Kage Casey
OT Boise State
Matt Gulbin Head Shot
PICK: 221 RND: 7 (CIN)
Matt Gulbin
C Michigan State
Ephesians Prysock Head Shot
PICK: 226 RND: 7 (CIN)
Ephesians Prysock
CB Washington
Draft Grade — Bengals
Overall B
ValueA- NeedB- TradesB- FutureB-
The Bengals let Casey fall and pounced. Final grade: B.

Somewhere a general manager is explaining how Kage Casey got past him. The Bengals do not have to explain a thing at No. 199. The bottom line is a respectable B.

The tight end spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at. They left with cornerback solved and the rest of the wish list mostly ticked off. They trusted the board more than the depth chart.

A tidy weekend of work that should hold up just fine.

Pick Analysis
Pick41 Rnd2 Dillon Thieneman
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Dillon Thieneman at the Round 2 slot is the proof. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick72 Rnd3 Jadarian Price
They let Jadarian Price come to them and pounced at slot 72. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick110 Rnd4 Skyler Bell
Somehow Skyler Bell was still sitting there in No. 110, and they pounced on premier wide receiver value. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick189 Rnd6 Mikail Kamara
Mikail Kamara at pick 189 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick199 Rnd6 Kage Casey
Kage Casey in the 199th overall pick is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. The roster fit checks out.
Pick221 Rnd7 Matt Gulbin
A top-tier offensive lineman at a bargain, Matt Gulbin in the 221st pick, plain and simple. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick226 Rnd7 Ephesians Prysock
Circle this one: Ephesians Prysock at Round 7, Pick 10 is a fall that decides a draft. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.