Pat Da Pimp'S MOCK DRAFT

Pat Da Pimp'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 14, 2026

SB Champs 2027

  • Pat Da Pimp DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
Mansoor Delane Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Mansoor Delane
CB LSU
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
De'Zhaun Stribling Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
De'Zhaun Stribling
WR Ole Miss
Jack Endries Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Jack Endries
TE Texas
Louis Moore Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Louis Moore
S Indiana
Kobe Baynes Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Kobe Baynes
OG Kansas
Noah Whittington Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Noah Whittington
RB Oregon
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B
ValueB+ NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Best value of the weekend goes to the Chiefs for Reese: B.

Thirty-one other rooms let Arvell Reese slide, and the Chiefs were the ones holding the card at the Round 2 slot. Highway robbery.

They are betting Whittington proves the room right and everyone else wrong. The quarterback hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

Job largely done: wide receiver settled and 5 of 8 of the wish list covered.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the quarterback spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Spencer Fano
In No. 9 they get a plug-and-play piece up front. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick29 Rnd1 Mansoor Delane
In the 29th pick they get a potential shutdown corner, outstanding value to boot. Need was not the driver here.
Pick40 Rnd2 Arvell Reese
They robbed the room for Arvell Reese here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick74 Rnd3 Bryce Lance
Bryce Lance at the 74th overall pick is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick109 Rnd4 De'Zhaun Stribling
De'Zhaun Stribling at Round 4, Pick 9 is money in the bank, a wide receiver taken below his worth. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick148 Rnd5 Jack Endries
You do not let a tight end like Jack Endries reach slot 148 and blink. They did not. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick169 Rnd5 Louis Moore
Louis Moore at pick 169 is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick176 Rnd5 Kobe Baynes
This one needs a full-page explanation: Kobe Baynes in the Round 5 slot, miles early. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick210 Rnd6 Noah Whittington
Noah Whittington at the Round 6 slot is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.