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Draft Selections
Marvin Harrison Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 3 RND: 1 (CHI)
Marvin Harrison Jr.
WR Ohio State
Laiatu Latu Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (CHI)
Laiatu Latu
DL-EDGE UCLA
Troy Fautanu Head Shot
PICK: 34 RND: 2 (CHI)
Troy Fautanu
OT Washington
Sedrick Van Pran Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (CHI)
Sedrick Van Pran
C Georgia
Michael Hall Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 103 RND: 4 (CHI)
Michael Hall Jr.
DT Ohio State
Beau Brade Head Shot
PICK: 110 RND: 4 (CHI)
Beau Brade
S Maryland
Jarrian Jones Head Shot
PICK: 122 RND: 4 (CHI)
Jarrian Jones
CB Florida State
Javion Cohen Head Shot
PICK: 146 RND: 5 (CHI)
Javion Cohen
OG Miami (FL)
Draft Picks Received
Marvin Harrison Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 3 RND: 1 (NE)
Marvin Harrison Jr.
WR Ohio State
Troy Fautanu Head Shot
PICK: 34 RND: 2 (NE)
Troy Fautanu
OT Washington
Michael Hall Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 103 RND: 4 (NE)
Michael Hall Jr.
DT Ohio State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (NE)
NEXT YEAR (2025)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (NE)
NEXT YEAR (2025)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Caleb Williams Head Shot
PICK: 1 RND: 1 (NE)
Caleb Williams
QB USC
Players Gained
Head Shot
Keion White
DE
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall A-
ValueB NeedB TradesA+ FutureA
The Bears turned the phones into found money: A-.

The trade table was a mismatch, and the Bears were on the right end of it, hauling in a fortune in surplus value. Just about everything broke right, and the A- follows.

They will regret leaving running back for another day if the season turns on it. On value alone, Hall Jr. makes the weekend a net positive.

If Van Pran pans out, nobody remembers the price. If not, this is the pick they hear about.

Add it up and few war rooms did better this weekend, Marvin Harrison Jr. and all.

Pick Analysis
Pick3 Rnd1 Marvin Harrison Jr.
In the Round 1 slot they get a true top target at fair value. A real need, handled.
Pick9 Rnd1 Laiatu Latu
In No. 9 they get a quarterback's worst nightmare. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick34 Rnd2 Troy Fautanu
A clean, defensible pick in the 34th pick with a little surplus value in Troy Fautanu. The roster fit checks out.
Pick75 Rnd3 Sedrick Van Pran
Sedrick Van Pran in pick No. 75 is early enough to raise a brow, if not a full objection. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick103 Rnd4 Michael Hall Jr.
A slide stopped in slot 103, with Michael Hall Jr. worth more than the price. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick110 Rnd4 Beau Brade
Beau Brade in Round 4, Pick 10 is fair value, right on his grade. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick122 Rnd4 Jarrian Jones
Jarrian Jones at the 122nd overall pick is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick146 Rnd5 Javion Cohen
Javion Cohen at pick 146 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.