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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAY 6, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Saints
Draft Selections
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 8 RND: 1 (NO)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
Brandon Cisse Head Shot
PICK: 42 RND: 2 (NO)
Brandon Cisse
CB South Carolina
Zachariah Branch Head Shot
PICK: 73 RND: 3 (NO)
Zachariah Branch
WR Georgia
Brian Parker II Head Shot
PICK: 132 RND: 4 (NO)
Brian Parker II
OT Duke
Parker Brailsford Head Shot
PICK: 136 RND: 4 (NO)
Parker Brailsford
C Alabama
Oscar Delp Head Shot
PICK: 150 RND: 5 (NO)
Oscar Delp
TE Georgia
Jaeden Roberts Head Shot
PICK: 172 RND: 5 (NO)
Jaeden Roberts
OG Alabama
Bryce Boettcher Head Shot
PICK: 190 RND: 6 (NO)
Bryce Boettcher
LB Oregon
Draft Grade — Saints
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Saints robbed the room for Parker II. Final grade: B.

You could see the war room lean forward. Brian Parker II at slot 132 is the sort of fall that does not happen, except it just did. The bottom line is a respectable B.

For all the activity, edge rusher went untouched, which is hard to explain. Cornerback is handled and the depth chart looks a good deal healthier for it. Building through the lines is a philosophy, and they stuck to it.

Nothing here to lose sleep over, and plenty to feel decent about.

Pick Analysis
Pick8 Rnd1 Spencer Fano
In No. 8 they get protection for the quarterback. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick42 Rnd2 Brandon Cisse
A reasonable price with a little left over, Brandon Cisse in the 42nd overall pick. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick73 Rnd3 Zachariah Branch
Value with a capital V on Zachariah Branch in pick 73, a genuine coup. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick132 Rnd4 Brian Parker II
The board fumbled Brian Parker II all the way to pick No. 132, and they scooped it up. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick136 Rnd4 Parker Brailsford
Parker Brailsford at Round 4, Pick 36 is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the offensive lineman. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick150 Rnd5 Oscar Delp
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Oscar Delp at the 150th pick is the proof. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick172 Rnd5 Jaeden Roberts
Jaeden Roberts in the Round 5 slot should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick190 Rnd6 Bryce Boettcher
Bryce Boettcher slipping to slot 190 is the kind of luck good rooms make for themselves. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.