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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAY 6, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Jets
Draft Selections
Rueben Bain Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 2 RND: 1 (NYJ)
Rueben Bain Jr.
DE-EDGE Miami
Kadyn Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 16 RND: 1 (NYJ)
Kadyn Proctor
OT Alabama
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (NYJ)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Akheem Mesidor Head Shot
PICK: 44 RND: 2 (NYJ)
Akheem Mesidor
DE-EDGE Miami
De'Zhaun Stribling Head Shot
PICK: 103 RND: 4 (NYJ)
De'Zhaun Stribling
WR Ole Miss
Cade Klubnik Head Shot
PICK: 140 RND: 4 (NYJ)
Cade Klubnik
QB Clemson
Kevin Coleman Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 179 RND: 5 (NYJ)
Kevin Coleman Jr.
WR Missouri
Pat Coogan Head Shot
PICK: 228 RND: 7 (NYJ)
Pat Coogan
C Indiana
Dalton Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 242 RND: 7 (NYJ)
Dalton Johnson
S Arizona
Draft Grade — Jets
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Jets robbed the room for Johnson. Final grade: B.

You build a draft on nights like this. Dalton Johnson had no business being available in the 242nd pick, and the Jets did the only sane thing and turned in the card.

For all the activity, cornerback went untouched, which is hard to explain. Building through the lines is a philosophy, and they stuck to it.

In sum, a sensible class that nudges the roster the right way.

Pick Analysis
Pick2 Rnd1 Rueben Bain Jr.
In the Round 1 slot they get a quarterback's worst nightmare at fair value. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick16 Rnd1 Kadyn Proctor
In the 16th pick they get an anchor for the offensive line. A real need, handled.
Pick33 Rnd2 Dillon Thieneman
Dillon Thieneman at No. 33 is a sound buy, the sort that quietly helps a class. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick44 Rnd2 Akheem Mesidor
Akheem Mesidor in pick 44 lands just on the right side of the ledger. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick103 Rnd4 De'Zhaun Stribling
Fair-plus on De'Zhaun Stribling, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick140 Rnd4 Cade Klubnik
No drama and no debate, Cade Klubnik went about where he belonged in pick No. 140. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick179 Rnd5 Kevin Coleman Jr.
They read the board right and Kevin Coleman Jr. was the payoff at Round 5, Pick 39. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick228 Rnd7 Pat Coogan
Circle this one: Pat Coogan at slot 228 is a fall that decides a draft. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick242 Rnd7 Dalton Johnson
They barely believed it either: Dalton Johnson still on the board at Round 7, Pick 26. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.