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Draft Selections
Ashton Jeanty Head Shot
PICK: 17 RND: 1 (CHI)
Ashton Jeanty
RB Boise State
Jack Sawyer Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (CHI)
Jack Sawyer
DE-EDGE Ohio State
Tetairoa McMillan Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (CHI)
Tetairoa McMillan
WR Arizona
Tate Ratledge Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (CHI)
Tate Ratledge
OG Georgia
Luther Burden III Head Shot
PICK: 149 RND: 5 (CHI)
Luther Burden III
WR Missouri
Shemar Turner Head Shot
PICK: 197 RND: 6 (CHI)
Shemar Turner
DL Texas A&M
Nazir Stackhouse Head Shot
PICK: 235 RND: 7 (CHI)
Nazir Stackhouse
DL Georgia
Anthony Belton Head Shot
PICK: 242 RND: 7 (CHI)
Anthony Belton
OT NC State
Draft Picks Received
Ashton Jeanty Head Shot
PICK: 17 RND: 1 (CIN)
Ashton Jeanty
RB Boise State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (CIN)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (CIN)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Kenneth Grant Head Shot
PICK: 10 RND: 1 (CIN)
Kenneth Grant
DT Michigan
Players Gained
Head Shot
Trent Brown
OT
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall B+
ValueA NeedB+ TradesC+ FutureA
The Bears robbed the room for Burden III. Final grade: B+.

You build a draft on nights like this. Luther Burden III had no business being available in pick 149, and the Bears did the only sane thing and turned in the card. A sturdy weekend that grades out a B+.

For all the activity, cornerback went untouched, which is hard to explain. The future picks help the war chest more than the win-now roster.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but cornerback.

Pick Analysis
Pick17 Rnd1 Ashton Jeanty
In Round 1, Pick 17 they get a lead back with juice, outstanding value to boot. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick39 Rnd2 Jack Sawyer
Jack Sawyer in the Round 2 slot is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick41 Rnd2 Tetairoa McMillan
They robbed the room for Tetairoa McMillan here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick72 Rnd3 Tate Ratledge
No edge and no loss on Tate Ratledge in pick No. 72; it is a wash and a sensible one. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick149 Rnd5 Luther Burden III
Steal is underselling it; Luther Burden III at the 149th pick is a heist with the alarm still ringing. It fills a real need, too.
Pick197 Rnd6 Shemar Turner
The board fumbled Shemar Turner all the way to the 197th overall pick, and they scooped it up. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick235 Rnd7 Nazir Stackhouse
They will replay Nazir Stackhouse at pick 235 for years; that is how good the value is. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick242 Rnd7 Anthony Belton
Anthony Belton in No. 242 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.