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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 3, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Garrett Greene Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (MIA)
Garrett Greene
QB West Virginia
Payton Thorne Head Shot
PICK: 48 RND: 2 (MIA)
Payton Thorne
QB Auburn
Collin Schlee Head Shot
PICK: 98 RND: 3 (MIA)
Collin Schlee
QB Virginia Tech
Spencer Petras Head Shot
PICK: 116 RND: 4 (MIA)
Spencer Petras
QB Utah State
Donovan Smith Head Shot
PICK: 135 RND: 4 (MIA)
Donovan Smith
QB Houston
Brennan Presley Head Shot
PICK: 150 RND: 5 (MIA)
Brennan Presley
WR Oklahoma State
KJ Jefferson Head Shot
PICK: 155 RND: 5 (MIA)
KJ Jefferson
QB UCF
Will Rogers Head Shot
PICK: 224 RND: 7 (MIA)
Will Rogers
QB Washington
Hudson Card Head Shot
PICK: 231 RND: 7 (MIA)
Hudson Card
QB Purdue
Hank Bachmeier Head Shot
PICK: 253 RND: 7 (MIA)
Hank Bachmeier
QB Wake Forest
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall D
ValueF NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Dolphins left with their quarterback, and a D to match.

When the story of this class is written, it opens with Payton Thorne at No. 48, a reach of 421 spots that the board flatly disagrees with.

Garrett Greene gives the offense a face and a plan, and the grade leans heavily on whether he hits. The edge rusher spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even, and edge rusher is still a hole.

Pick Analysis
Pick13 Rnd1 Garrett Greene
They reached a country mile for Garrett Greene at slot 13, and the board is aghast. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick48 Rnd2 Payton Thorne
A wild overpay on Payton Thorne in pick No. 48, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick98 Rnd3 Collin Schlee
This one needs a full-page explanation: Collin Schlee in No. 98, miles early. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick116 Rnd4 Spencer Petras
Spencer Petras at Round 4, Pick 14 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick135 Rnd4 Donovan Smith
Donovan Smith in the 135th overall pick is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick150 Rnd5 Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley at the Round 5 slot is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick155 Rnd5 KJ Jefferson
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for KJ Jefferson. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick224 Rnd7 Will Rogers
Will Rogers in No. 224 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick231 Rnd7 Hudson Card
They reached into another round for Hudson Card, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick253 Rnd7 Hank Bachmeier
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Hank Bachmeier well ahead of where he belonged. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.