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Draft Selections
Tetairoa McMillan Head Shot
PICK: 5 RND: 1 (NE)
Tetairoa McMillan
WR Arizona
Malaki Starks Head Shot
PICK: 36 RND: 2 (NE)
Malaki Starks
S Georgia
Jalon Walker Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (NE)
Jalon Walker
LB Georgia
Jalen Royals Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (NE)
Jalen Royals
WR Utah State
Jayden Higgins Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (NE)
Jayden Higgins
WR Iowa State
Zy Alexander Head Shot
PICK: 79 RND: 3 (NE)
Zy Alexander
CB LSU
Jake Majors Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Jake Majors
C Texas
Jordan James Head Shot
PICK: 103 RND: 4 (NE)
Jordan James
RB Oregon
Mason Taylor Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 4 (NE)
Mason Taylor
TE LSU
Draft Picks Received
Tetairoa McMillan Head Shot
PICK: 5 RND: 1 (JAX)
Tetairoa McMillan
WR Arizona
Jalon Walker Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (JAX)
Jalon Walker
LB Georgia
Jayden Higgins Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (JAX)
Jayden Higgins
WR Iowa State
Jake Majors Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (JAX)
Jake Majors
C Texas
Draft Picks Traded
Kelvin Banks Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 1 RND: 1 (JAX)
Kelvin Banks Jr.
OT Texas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: 219 RND: 7 (JAX)
TO PICK
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: 220 RND: 7 (JAX)
TO PICK
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: 238 RND: 7 (JAX)
TO PICK
 
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall C+
ValueB+ NeedB+ TradesD FutureB-
Larceny in pick 103 lands the Patriots a C+, James and all.

Thirty-one other rooms let Jordan James slide, and the Patriots were the ones holding the card at pick No. 103. Highway robbery.

They handed away value on the phones that the picks cannot earn back. That edge rusher hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. Wide receiver was the priority and it is no longer a question, which is most of the job.

So much rides on Tetairoa McMillan that the real verdict is a season or two away.

Pick Analysis
Pick5 Rnd1 Tetairoa McMillan
In pick 5 they get a true top target. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick36 Rnd2 Malaki Starks
They robbed the room for Malaki Starks here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick41 Rnd2 Jalon Walker
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Jalon Walker in the 41st pick. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick67 Rnd3 Jalen Royals
They took Jalen Royals at par in No. 67, which is nothing to complain about. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick72 Rnd3 Jayden Higgins
Jayden Higgins at Round 3, Pick 8 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick79 Rnd3 Zy Alexander
Zy Alexander slid further than he should have, and the Round 3 slot is lovely value for the cornerback. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick95 Rnd3 Jake Majors
By-the-book stuff, Jake Majors at pick No. 95 squarely in line with his ranking. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick103 Rnd4 Jordan James
They barely believed it either: Jordan James still on the board at slot 103. It fills a real need, too.
Pick138 Rnd4 Mason Taylor
Somehow Mason Taylor was still sitting there in Round 4, Pick 37, and they pounced on premier tight end value. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.