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poop'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON DEC 17, 2025

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  • poop DRAFTING FOR THE
    Giants
Draft Selections
Francis Mauigoa Head Shot
PICK: 2 RND: 1 (NYG)
Francis Mauigoa
OT Miami
Ja'Kobi Lane Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (NYG)
Ja'Kobi Lane
WR USC
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 35 RND: 2 (NYG)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Keith Abney II Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (NYG)
Keith Abney II
CB Arizona State
Omar Cooper Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 101 RND: 4 (NYG)
Omar Cooper Jr.
WR Indiana
Monroe Freeling Head Shot
PICK: 102 RND: 4 (NYG)
Monroe Freeling
OT Georgia
Keon Sabb Head Shot
PICK: 111 RND: 4 (NYG)
Keon Sabb
S Alabama
Trinidad Chambliss Head Shot
PICK: 143 RND: 5 (NYG)
Trinidad Chambliss
QB Ole Miss
Rasheem Biles Head Shot
PICK: 182 RND: 6 (NYG)
Rasheem Biles
LB Pittsburgh
Kalil Alexander Head Shot
PICK: 193 RND: 6 (NYG)
Kalil Alexander
LB-EDGE Texas State
Lee Hunter Head Shot
PICK: 195 RND: 6 (NYG)
Lee Hunter
DT Texas Tech
Draft Picks Received
Francis Mauigoa Head Shot
PICK: 2 RND: 1 (LV)
Francis Mauigoa
OT Miami
Ja'Kobi Lane Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (LV)
Ja'Kobi Lane
WR USC
Keith Abney II Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (LV)
Keith Abney II
CB Arizona State
Monroe Freeling Head Shot
PICK: 102 RND: 4 (LV)
Monroe Freeling
OT Georgia
Keon Sabb Head Shot
PICK: 111 RND: 4 (LV)
Keon Sabb
S Alabama
Draft Picks Traded
Rueben Bain Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 1 RND: 1 (LV)
Rueben Bain Jr.
DE-EDGE Miami
Draft Grade — Giants
Overall B+
ValueC+ NeedB+ TradesA+ FutureB-
The Giants fleeced the room on the phones and earned a B+.

You can fall in love with a player. You are not supposed to marry him in the wrong round. The Giants did exactly that with Kalil Alexander in the Round 6 slot.

They robbed the room blind at the table, and it lifts the grade on its own. On value alone, Sabb makes the weekend a net positive. The running back hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

Good work on the whole, with running back the one box left unchecked.

Pick Analysis
Pick2 Rnd1 Francis Mauigoa
In No. 2 they get a blindside protector. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick33 Rnd2 Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane at the 33rd overall pick is a clear overpay, with better names still on the board. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick35 Rnd2 Kenyon Sadiq
A slide stopped in Round 2, Pick 3, with Kenyon Sadiq worth more than the price. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick67 Rnd3 Keith Abney II
A conviction pick on Keith Abney II at slot 67 that the board grades a round light. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick101 Rnd4 Omar Cooper Jr.
They let Omar Cooper Jr. come to them and pounced at pick No. 101. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick102 Rnd4 Monroe Freeling
Monroe Freeling at the Round 4 slot is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick111 Rnd4 Keon Sabb
Keon Sabb in the Round 4 slot is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick143 Rnd5 Trinidad Chambliss
Value said wait; Trinidad Chambliss in No. 143 says they were not listening. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick182 Rnd6 Rasheem Biles
A big swing on Rasheem Biles at the 182nd overall pick, well ahead of any board in the building. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick193 Rnd6 Kalil Alexander
A real head-scratcher, Kalil Alexander in slot 193 is miles ahead of his ranking. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick195 Rnd6 Lee Hunter
Lee Hunter in pick 195 is early enough to raise a brow, if not a full objection. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.