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Draft Selections
Jahdae Barron Head Shot
PICK: 23 RND: 1 (GB)
Jahdae Barron
CB Texas
Tre Harris Head Shot
PICK: 55 RND: 2 (GB)
Tre Harris
WR Ole Miss
Danny Stutsman Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (GB)
Danny Stutsman
LB Oklahoma
Jared Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 124 RND: 4 (GB)
Jared Wilson
C Georgia
Terrance Ferguson Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (GB)
Terrance Ferguson
TE Oregon
Ollie Gordon II Head Shot
PICK: 159 RND: 5 (GB)
Ollie Gordon II
RB Oklahoma State
Jason Marshall Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (GB)
Jason Marshall Jr.
CB Florida
Miles Frazier Head Shot
PICK: 237 RND: 7 (GB)
Miles Frazier
OG LSU
Nick Martin Head Shot
PICK: 250 RND: 7 (GB)
Nick Martin
LB Oklahoma State
Cooper Mays Head Shot
PICK: 255 RND: 7 (GB)
Cooper Mays
C Tennessee
Draft Picks Received
Tre Harris Head Shot
PICK: 55 RND: 2 (LAC)
Tre Harris
WR Ole Miss
Terrance Ferguson Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (LAC)
Terrance Ferguson
TE Oregon
Cooper Mays Head Shot
PICK: 255 RND: 7 (LAC)
Cooper Mays
C Tennessee
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (LAC)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Walter Nolen Head Shot
PICK: 54 RND: 2 (LAC)
Walter Nolen
DT Ole Miss
Players Gained
Head Shot
Tyler McLellan
OT
Draft Grade — Packers
Overall B
ValueB NeedB TradesB+ FutureB-
A sensible, unshowy class lands the Packers a B.

The Packers bet big and early on Cooper Mays, 42 picks ahead of the board. Bold does not always mean right. Solid and sensible more than spectacular: a B.

They covered a lot of ground and still skipped edge rusher, which is a strange place to end up. The Wilson steal is the beam this whole class leans on. Job largely done: cornerback settled and 5 of 8 of the wish list covered.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the edge rusher spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick23 Rnd1 Jahdae Barron
A tidy bit of business in pick 23, where Jahdae Barron graded well above the range. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick55 Rnd2 Tre Harris
Good price on Tre Harris in the Round 2 slot, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick87 Rnd3 Danny Stutsman
A market-rate linebacker, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Danny Stutsman. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick124 Rnd4 Jared Wilson
Jared Wilson at slot 124 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick125 Rnd4 Terrance Ferguson
Terrance Ferguson in No. 125 is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick159 Rnd5 Ollie Gordon II
A straight-up fair deal on Ollie Gordon II at Round 5, Pick 21, value and slot in agreement. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick198 Rnd6 Jason Marshall Jr.
Value with a capital V on Jason Marshall Jr. in Round 6, Pick 22, a genuine coup. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick237 Rnd7 Miles Frazier
They paid sticker price for Miles Frazier in the 237th overall pick, and that is fine. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick250 Rnd7 Nick Martin
A conviction pick on Nick Martin at slot 250 that the board grades a round light. Stacking talent where they were already deep.
Pick255 Rnd7 Cooper Mays
They talked themselves into Cooper Mays at pick No. 255, and the board did not agree. The roster fit checks out.