Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 8, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Browns
Draft Selections
Dominic Zvada Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (CLE)
Dominic Zvada
PK Michigan
Jake Golday Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (CLE)
Jake Golday
OLB Cincinnati
Connor Lew Head Shot
PICK: 107 RND: 4 (CLE)
Connor Lew
C Auburn
Hezekiah Masses Head Shot
PICK: 146 RND: 5 (CLE)
Hezekiah Masses
CB California
Cade Klubnik Head Shot
PICK: 149 RND: 5 (CLE)
Cade Klubnik
QB Clemson
Kendrick Law Head Shot
PICK: 206 RND: 6 (CLE)
Kendrick Law
WR Kentucky
TJ Hall Head Shot
PICK: 248 RND: 7 (CLE)
TJ Hall
CB Iowa
Draft Picks Received
Jake Golday Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (MIA)
Jake Golday
OLB Cincinnati
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (DEN)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (BAL)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (BAL)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (DEN)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (DEN)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 6 RND: 1 (MIA)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
Denzel Boston Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (DEN)
Denzel Boston
WR Washington
Antonio Williams Head Shot
PICK: 70 RND: 3 (BAL)
Antonio Williams
WR Clemson
Players Gained
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Robert Longerbeam
CB
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Alex Palczewski
OT
Draft Grade — Browns
Overall D
ValueF NeedB- TradesF FutureA+
The Browns lost the trade table, and the D tells the story.

When the story of this class is written, it opens with Dominic Zvada at the 24th pick, a reach of 277 spots that the board flatly disagrees with.

They handed away value on the phones that the picks cannot earn back. The Zvada pick reads as want over need, and the roster will feel it at interior defensive lineman, tight end and other spots.

If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through interior defensive lineman. However the rest shakes out, Hall at that price is a win they earned.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even, and interior defensive lineman is still a hole.

Pick Analysis
Pick24 Rnd1 Dominic Zvada
Of all the spots to shop, they chose specialist. Dominic Zvada in pick 24 leaves interior defensive lineman, tight end and other spots for later.
Pick75 Rnd3 Jake Golday
Jake Golday slid further than he should have, and No. 75 is lovely value for the edge rusher. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick107 Rnd4 Connor Lew
Connor Lew at pick No. 107 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick146 Rnd5 Hezekiah Masses
Nice patience on Hezekiah Masses, who had no business lasting to the Round 5 slot. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick149 Rnd5 Cade Klubnik
Value with a capital V on Cade Klubnik in Round 5, Pick 9, a genuine coup. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick206 Rnd6 Kendrick Law
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Kendrick Law at slot 206 is the proof. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick248 Rnd7 TJ Hall
Steal is underselling it; TJ Hall at the 248th pick is a heist with the alarm still ringing. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.