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Draft Selections
Brian Thomas Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 36 RND: 2 (BUF)
Brian Thomas Jr.
WR LSU
Zach Frazier Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (BUF)
Zach Frazier
C West Virginia
Brenden Rice Head Shot
PICK: 66 RND: 3 (BUF)
Brenden Rice
WR USC
Ricky Pearsall Head Shot
PICK: 71 RND: 3 (BUF)
Ricky Pearsall
WR Florida
Tykee Smith Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (BUF)
Tykee Smith
S Georgia
Marshawn Kneeland Head Shot
PICK: 99 RND: 3 (BUF)
Marshawn Kneeland
DE-EDGE Western Michigan
Khyree Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 100 RND: 3 (BUF)
Khyree Jackson
CB Oregon
Javon Solomon Head Shot
PICK: 102 RND: 4 (BUF)
Javon Solomon
OLB-EDGE Troy
Jarrian Jones Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (BUF)
Jarrian Jones
CB Florida State
Malik Mustapha Head Shot
PICK: 140 RND: 5 (BUF)
Malik Mustapha
S Wake Forest
Frank Gore Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 162 RND: 5 (BUF)
Frank Gore Jr.
RB Southern Miss
Nathan Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 165 RND: 5 (BUF)
Nathan Thomas
OT Louisiana
Sam Hartman Head Shot
PICK: 197 RND: 6 (BUF)
Sam Hartman
QB Notre Dame
Braiden McGregor Head Shot
PICK: 202 RND: 6 (BUF)
Braiden McGregor
DL-EDGE Michigan
Omar Speights Head Shot
PICK: 206 RND: 6 (BUF)
Omar Speights
LB LSU
Sheridan Jones Head Shot
PICK: 223 RND: 7 (BUF)
Sheridan Jones
CB Clemson
Zakhari Franklin Head Shot
PICK: 225 RND: 7 (BUF)
Zakhari Franklin
WR Mississippi
Aaron Frost Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (BUF)
Aaron Frost
OT Arizona State
Draft Picks Received
Brian Thomas Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 36 RND: 2 (WSH)
Brian Thomas Jr.
WR LSU
Brenden Rice Head Shot
PICK: 66 RND: 3 (ARI)
Brenden Rice
WR USC
Ricky Pearsall Head Shot
PICK: 71 RND: 3 (ARI)
Ricky Pearsall
WR Florida
Tykee Smith Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (ARI)
Tykee Smith
S Georgia
Khyree Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 100 RND: 3 (WSH)
Khyree Jackson
CB Oregon
Javon Solomon Head Shot
PICK: 102 RND: 4 (WSH)
Javon Solomon
OLB-EDGE Troy
Malik Mustapha Head Shot
PICK: 140 RND: 5 (ARI)
Malik Mustapha
S Wake Forest
Sheridan Jones Head Shot
PICK: 223 RND: 7 (WSH)
Sheridan Jones
CB Clemson
Zakhari Franklin Head Shot
PICK: 225 RND: 7 (ARI)
Zakhari Franklin
WR Mississippi
Draft Picks Traded
Troy Franklin Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (WSH)
Troy Franklin
WR Oregon
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (MIA)
NEXT YEAR (2025)
 
Draft Grade — Bills
Overall B
ValueB- NeedB TradesA+ FutureD
A masterclass at the trade table lands the Bills a B.

The real work happened on the phones. The Bills fleeced their trade partners, turning their picks into a noticeably bigger pile than they started with.

Spending an early pick on OLB-EDGE with interior defensive lineman and tight end open is the decision the grade keeps circling back to. The interior defensive lineman spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at.

Good work on the whole, with interior defensive lineman the one box left unchecked.

Pick Analysis
Pick36 Rnd2 Brian Thomas Jr.
A reasonable price with a little left over, Brian Thomas Jr. in Round 2, Pick 4. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick60 Rnd2 Zach Frazier
No drama and no debate, Zach Frazier went about where he belonged in the 60th overall pick. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick66 Rnd3 Brenden Rice
A straight-up fair deal on Brenden Rice at the 66th pick, value and slot in agreement. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick71 Rnd3 Ricky Pearsall
A market-rate wide receiver, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Ricky Pearsall. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick90 Rnd3 Tykee Smith
Tykee Smith at the Round 3 slot is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick99 Rnd3 Marshawn Kneeland
No edge and no loss on Marshawn Kneeland in No. 99; it is a wash and a sensible one. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick100 Rnd3 Khyree Jackson
They paid sticker price for Khyree Jackson in pick No. 100, and that is fine. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick102 Rnd4 Javon Solomon
Hard to square with the roster. With positions of obvious need still on the board, Javon Solomon adds an OLB-EDGE and leaves interior defensive lineman and tight end untouched.
Pick128 Rnd4 Jarrian Jones
A surprising call. With interior defensive lineman and tight end still to address, they spent Round 4, Pick 28 on Jarrian Jones, a cornerback they were not short of.
Pick140 Rnd5 Malik Mustapha
Malik Mustapha at the 140th overall pick is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the safety. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick162 Rnd5 Frank Gore Jr.
By-the-book stuff, Frank Gore Jr. at pick 162 squarely in line with his ranking. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick165 Rnd5 Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas in the Round 5 slot is exactly on the number, no argument either way. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick197 Rnd6 Sam Hartman
They liked Sam Hartman enough to skip the value, taking him in the 197th pick. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick202 Rnd6 Braiden McGregor
A clean, defensible pick in pick No. 202 with a little surplus value in Braiden McGregor. It fills a real need, too.
Pick206 Rnd6 Omar Speights
A tidy little value on Omar Speights in slot 206, a step better than break-even. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick223 Rnd7 Sheridan Jones
Sheridan Jones at No. 223 is money in the bank, a cornerback taken below his worth. Insurance at a position that did not really ask for it.
Pick225 Rnd7 Zakhari Franklin
They took Zakhari Franklin at par in slot 225, which is nothing to complain about. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick249 Rnd7 Aaron Frost
Fair-plus on Aaron Frost, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.