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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Caleb Tiernan Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Caleb Tiernan
OT Northwestern
Emmanuel Pregnon Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (HOU)
Emmanuel Pregnon
OG Oregon
Jadarian Price Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Jadarian Price
RB Notre Dame
Christen Miller Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (HOU)
Christen Miller
DL Georgia
De'Zhaun Stribling Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
De'Zhaun Stribling
WR Ole Miss
Harold Perkins Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 141 RND: 5 (HOU)
Harold Perkins Jr.
LB LSU
Charles Demmings Head Shot
PICK: 167 RND: 5 (HOU)
Charles Demmings
CB Stephen F. Austin
Terion Stewart Head Shot
PICK: 243 RND: 7 (HOU)
Terion Stewart
RB Virginia Tech
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
A respectable, level-headed haul for the Texans: B-.

If confidence were a draft strategy, the Texans would have aced it. Caleb Tiernan at the 28th overall pick is 29 spots clear of where he belonged. A dependable weekend that grades out a B-.

They will regret leaving edge rusher for another day if the season turns on it. The Demmings pick alone nudges the whole weekend up a notch. Running back is handled and the depth chart looks a good deal healthier for it.

The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but edge rusher.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Caleb Tiernan
In the 28th pick they get protection for the quarterback, though the board says they badly overpaid. A real need, handled.
Pick38 Rnd2 Emmanuel Pregnon
They took Emmanuel Pregnon at par in the 38th overall pick, which is nothing to complain about. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick59 Rnd2 Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price at pick 59 is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick69 Rnd3 Christen Miller
Christen Miller in the Round 3 slot is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick106 Rnd4 De'Zhaun Stribling
A slide stopped in pick No. 106, with De'Zhaun Stribling worth more than the price. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick141 Rnd5 Harold Perkins Jr.
A reasonable price with a little left over, Harold Perkins Jr. in No. 141. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick167 Rnd5 Charles Demmings
A tidy bit of business in slot 167, where Charles Demmings graded well above the range. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick243 Rnd7 Terion Stewart
Terion Stewart at No. 243 is a clear overpay, with better names still on the board. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.