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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 24, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Caleb Tiernan Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Caleb Tiernan
OT Northwestern
Caleb Banks Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (HOU)
Caleb Banks
DL Florida
Chase Bisontis Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Chase Bisontis
OG Texas A&M
Mike Washington Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (HOU)
Mike Washington Jr.
RB Arkansas
Skyler Bell Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Skyler Bell
WR UConn
DeMonte Capehart Head Shot
PICK: 141 RND: 5 (HOU)
DeMonte Capehart
DT Clemson
Charles Demmings Head Shot
PICK: 167 RND: 5 (HOU)
Charles Demmings
CB Stephen F. Austin
Jimmy Rolder Head Shot
PICK: 243 RND: 7 (HOU)
Jimmy Rolder
LB Michigan
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Texans checked most of the boxes and earned a B-.

The Texans went off the board in a big way for Caleb Tiernan, 29 picks early. Conviction is one thing; this is another. It does the job without flash, and the B- reflects it.

On value alone, Bell makes the weekend a net positive. The edge rusher spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at.

They left with running back solved and the rest of the wish list mostly ticked off. The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom.

A tidy weekend of work that should hold up just fine.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Caleb Tiernan
In the Round 1 slot they get protection for the quarterback, a steep price for the projection. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick38 Rnd2 Caleb Banks
They paid sticker price for Caleb Banks in pick 38, and that is fine. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick59 Rnd2 Chase Bisontis
Chase Bisontis in Round 2, Pick 27 is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick69 Rnd3 Mike Washington Jr.
A straight-up fair deal on Mike Washington Jr. at the 69th pick, value and slot in agreement. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick106 Rnd4 Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell in slot 106 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick141 Rnd5 DeMonte Capehart
They did well to land DeMonte Capehart in No. 141, just ahead of his grade. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick167 Rnd5 Charles Demmings
A quiet steal in slot 167: Charles Demmings for less than the market said. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick243 Rnd7 Jimmy Rolder
A tidy bit of business in pick No. 243, where Jimmy Rolder graded well above the range. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.