Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 21, 2026

miami draft class

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Eagles
Draft Selections
Nate Boerkircher Head Shot
PICK: 23 RND: 1 (PHI)
Nate Boerkircher
TE Texas A&M
Miles Kitselman Head Shot
PICK: 54 RND: 2 (PHI)
Miles Kitselman
TE Tennessee
Kaytron Allen Head Shot
PICK: 68 RND: 3 (PHI)
Kaytron Allen
RB Penn State
Dalton Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 98 RND: 3 (PHI)
Dalton Johnson
S Arizona
Mason Reiger Head Shot
PICK: 122 RND: 4 (PHI)
Mason Reiger
LB-EDGE Wisconsin
Red Murdock Head Shot
PICK: 137 RND: 4 (PHI)
Red Murdock
LB Buffalo
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 153 RND: 5 (PHI)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Kalil Alexander Head Shot
PICK: 178 RND: 5 (PHI)
Kalil Alexander
LB-EDGE Texas State
Reggie Virgil Head Shot
PICK: 215 RND: 6 (PHI)
Reggie Virgil
WR Texas Tech
Draft Grade — Eagles
Overall D+
ValueF NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Eagles have some explaining to do: D+.

They will call it conviction in the building and a reach everywhere else: Miles Kitselman, 166 picks early at the 54th pick. A D+ that will need time and luck to look better.

That Slaughter pick is the receipt they will wave around later. They will regret leaving cornerback for another day if the season turns on it.

They went 6 of 9 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for. They came away with juice, if not much beef up front.

In short, the board sent warnings, and they will be hoping it was wrong.

Pick Analysis
Pick23 Rnd1 Nate Boerkircher
In the 23rd pick they get a mismatch in the passing game, though the board says they badly overpaid.
Pick54 Rnd2 Miles Kitselman
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Miles Kitselman. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick68 Rnd3 Kaytron Allen
They talked themselves into Kaytron Allen at pick No. 68, and the board did not agree. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick98 Rnd3 Dalton Johnson
Dalton Johnson at the Round 3 slot is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick122 Rnd4 Mason Reiger
A real head-scratcher, Mason Reiger in slot 122 is miles ahead of his ranking. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick137 Rnd4 Red Murdock
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Red Murdock well ahead of where he belonged. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick153 Rnd5 Jake Slaughter
Jake Slaughter at the 153rd overall pick is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick178 Rnd5 Kalil Alexander
They reached into another round for Kalil Alexander, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick215 Rnd6 Reggie Virgil
A wide receiver of that caliber at pick 215 is the definition of value, full stop. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.