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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 21, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Dominic Zvada Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Dominic Zvada
PK Michigan
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Akheem Mesidor Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Akheem Mesidor
DL-EDGE Miami
Kaelon Black Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Kaelon Black
RB Indiana
Jack Velling Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Jack Velling
TE Michigan State
Chris Bell Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Chris Bell
WR Louisville
Keyshaun Elliott Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Keyshaun Elliott
LB Arizona State
Wesley Bissainthe Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Wesley Bissainthe
LB Miami
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall C-
ValueF NeedC+ TradesB- FutureB-
A mixed bag for the Chiefs, and a C- to match.

Nobody else had Dominic Zvada anywhere near pick 9. The Chiefs did, by 295 spots, and that gap is the whole story.

On value alone, Bell makes the weekend a net positive. Spending an early pick on specialist with quarterback and interior defensive lineman open is the decision the grade keeps circling back to. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped quarterback, which is a strange place to end up.

A perfectly average weekend, for better and for worse.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Dominic Zvada
They bypassed pressing needs at quarterback and interior defensive lineman to take Dominic Zvada, a specialist that was not the priority.
Pick29 Rnd1 Sonny Styles
In slot 29 they get a downhill thumper at linebacker, and a steal at that. A real need, handled.
Pick40 Rnd2 Akheem Mesidor
A clean, defensible pick in the 40th pick with a little surplus value in Akheem Mesidor. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick74 Rnd3 Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black at pick No. 74 is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick109 Rnd4 Jack Velling
Jack Velling in the Round 4 slot is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick148 Rnd5 Chris Bell
You do not let a wide receiver like Chris Bell reach Round 5, Pick 8 and blink. They did not. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick169 Rnd5 Keyshaun Elliott
A real head-scratcher, Keyshaun Elliott in No. 169 is miles ahead of his ranking. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick176 Rnd5 Wesley Bissainthe
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Wesley Bissainthe well ahead of where he belonged. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick210 Rnd6 Beau Stephens
A offensive lineman of that caliber at Round 6, Pick 29 is the definition of value, full stop. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.