Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAY 9, 2026

miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Le'Veon Moss Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (MIA)
Le'Veon Moss
RB Texas A&M
Mason Reiger Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (MIA)
Mason Reiger
LB-EDGE Wisconsin
Mikail Kamara Head Shot
PICK: 43 RND: 2 (MIA)
Mikail Kamara
DE-EDGE Indiana
Louis Moore Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (MIA)
Louis Moore
S Indiana
Dominic Zvada Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (MIA)
Dominic Zvada
PK Michigan
Xavian Sorey Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (MIA)
Xavian Sorey Jr.
LB Arkansas
Eli Heidenreich Head Shot
PICK: 94 RND: 3 (MIA)
Eli Heidenreich
WR Navy
Josh Cameron Head Shot
PICK: 130 RND: 4 (MIA)
Josh Cameron
WR Baylor
Hykeem Williams Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (MIA)
Hykeem Williams
WR Colorado
Donaven McCulley Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (MIA)
Donaven McCulley
WR Michigan
Damon Payne Head Shot
PICK: 238 RND: 7 (MIA)
Damon Payne
DL Michigan
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall D
ValueF NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Dolphins have some explaining to do: D.

Nobody had Xavian Sorey Jr. this high, and it is not close. The Dolphins reached 285 spots to get him at the Round 3 slot.

A whole weekend of picks and quarterback is somehow still a want. With quarterback, tight end and other spots unsolved, spending premium capital on specialist is the choice that costs them.

Add it up and it is a weekend the front office will hope everyone forgets, quarterback very much included.

Pick Analysis
Pick11 Rnd1 Le'Veon Moss
In pick 11 they get a lead back with juice, a steep price for the projection.
Pick30 Rnd1 Mason Reiger
In the 30th overall pick they get a double-digit-sack hope, though the board says they badly overpaid. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick43 Rnd2 Mikail Kamara
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Mikail Kamara. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick75 Rnd3 Louis Moore
They reached a country mile for Louis Moore at Round 3, Pick 11, and the board is aghast. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick87 Rnd3 Dominic Zvada
Hard to square with the roster. With positions of obvious need still on the board, Dominic Zvada adds a specialist and leaves quarterback, tight end and other spots untouched.
Pick90 Rnd3 Xavian Sorey Jr.
This one needs a full-page explanation: Xavian Sorey Jr. in pick No. 90, miles early. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick94 Rnd3 Eli Heidenreich
Eli Heidenreich at pick 94 is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick130 Rnd4 Josh Cameron
They talked themselves into Josh Cameron at Round 4, Pick 30, and the board did not agree. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick151 Rnd5 Hykeem Williams
Hykeem Williams at the Round 5 slot is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick227 Rnd7 Donaven McCulley
They reached into another round for Donaven McCulley, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick238 Rnd7 Damon Payne
A wild overpay on Damon Payne in No. 238, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.