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Draft Selections
Jeremiah Smith Head Shot
PICK: 3 RND: 1 (MIA)
Jeremiah Smith
WR Ohio State
Carter Smith Head Shot
PICK: 34 RND: 2 (MIA)
Carter Smith
OT Indiana
Drew Mestemaker Head Shot
PICK: 65 RND: 3 (MIA)
Drew Mestemaker
QB Oklahoma State
Jelani McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 66 RND: 3 (MIA)
Jelani McDonald
S Texas
Hollywood Smothers Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (MIA)
Hollywood Smothers
RB Texas
Austin Siereveld Head Shot
PICK: 68 RND: 3 (MIA)
Austin Siereveld
OT Ohio State
King Mack Head Shot
PICK: 100 RND: 3 (MIA)
King Mack
S NC State
Brice Pollock Head Shot
PICK: 103 RND: 4 (MIA)
Brice Pollock
CB Texas Tech
Chris Peal Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (MIA)
Chris Peal
CB Syracuse
Will Heldt Head Shot
PICK: 105 RND: 4 (MIA)
Will Heldt
DE-EDGE Clemson
Kayin Lee Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (MIA)
Kayin Lee
CB Tennessee
Ryan Wingo Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 5 (MIA)
Ryan Wingo
WR Texas
Ahmad Moten Sr. Head Shot
PICK: 139 RND: 5 (MIA)
Ahmad Moten Sr.
DL Miami
Anthony Smith Head Shot
PICK: 140 RND: 5 (MIA)
Anthony Smith
DE-EDGE Minnesota
Evan Tengesdahl Head Shot
PICK: 143 RND: 5 (MIA)
Evan Tengesdahl
OG Cincinnati
Bear Alexander Head Shot
PICK: 153 RND: 5 (MIA)
Bear Alexander
DT Oregon
J'Koby Williams Head Shot
PICK: 181 RND: 6 (MIA)
J'Koby Williams
RB Texas Tech
Mike Matthews Head Shot
PICK: 182 RND: 6 (MIA)
Mike Matthews
WR Tennessee
Trey White Head Shot
PICK: 222 RND: 7 (MIA)
Trey White
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
TJ Metcalf Head Shot
PICK: 223 RND: 7 (MIA)
TJ Metcalf
S Michigan
AJ Green Head Shot
PICK: 225 RND: 7 (MIA)
AJ Green
DL-EDGE Louisville
Edwin Spillman Head Shot
PICK: 234 RND: 7 (MIA)
Edwin Spillman
LB Tennessee
Austin Kawecki Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (MIA)
Austin Kawecki
C Wisconsin
Francis Brewu Head Shot
PICK: 253 RND: 7 (MIA)
Francis Brewu
DL Notre Dame
Elijah Rushing Head Shot
PICK: 255 RND: 7 (MIA)
Elijah Rushing
LB-EDGE Oregon
Draft Picks Received
Jelani McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 66 RND: 3 (TEN)
Jelani McDonald
S Texas
Hollywood Smothers Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (LAC)
Hollywood Smothers
RB Texas
Austin Siereveld Head Shot
PICK: 68 RND: 3 (ARI)
Austin Siereveld
OT Ohio State
King Mack Head Shot
PICK: 100 RND: 3 (LAC)
King Mack
S NC State
Brice Pollock Head Shot
PICK: 103 RND: 4 (TEN)
Brice Pollock
CB Texas Tech
Chris Peal Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (LAC)
Chris Peal
CB Syracuse
Kayin Lee Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (ARI)
Kayin Lee
CB Tennessee
Ryan Wingo Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 5 (LAC)
Ryan Wingo
WR Texas
Anthony Smith Head Shot
PICK: 140 RND: 5 (TEN)
Anthony Smith
DE-EDGE Minnesota
Evan Tengesdahl Head Shot
PICK: 143 RND: 5 (ARI)
Evan Tengesdahl
OG Cincinnati
Mike Matthews Head Shot
PICK: 182 RND: 6 (TEN)
Mike Matthews
WR Tennessee
Trey White Head Shot
PICK: 222 RND: 7 (TEN)
Trey White
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
TJ Metcalf Head Shot
PICK: 223 RND: 7 (LAC)
TJ Metcalf
S Michigan
AJ Green Head Shot
PICK: 225 RND: 7 (ARI)
AJ Green
DL-EDGE Louisville
Edwin Spillman Head Shot
PICK: 234 RND: 7 (LAC)
Edwin Spillman
LB Tennessee
Francis Brewu Head Shot
PICK: 253 RND: 7 (ARI)
Francis Brewu
DL Notre Dame
Draft Picks Traded
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PICK: RND: 3 (MIA)
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PICK: RND: 4 (MIA)
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PICK: RND: 5 (MIA)
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Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall B+
ValueB NeedB TradesA+ FutureC
A masterclass at the trade table lands the Dolphins a B+.

Boards are made to be trusted, and the Dolphins shredded theirs for Hollywood Smothers. He came off 114 spots early, and the room will hear about it. The bottom line is a respectable B+.

The Alexander steal is the beam this whole class leans on. The phones were where this weekend was really won.

They will answer for taking safety early while tight end went begging. For all the activity, tight end went untouched, which is hard to explain.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the tight end spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick3 Rnd1 Jeremiah Smith
A market-rate wide receiver, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Jeremiah Smith. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick34 Rnd2 Carter Smith
They barely believed it either: Carter Smith still on the board at pick No. 34. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick65 Rnd3 Drew Mestemaker
Steal is underselling it; Drew Mestemaker at the 65th overall pick is a heist with the alarm still ringing. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick66 Rnd3 Jelani McDonald
Jelani McDonald at pick 66 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick67 Rnd3 Hollywood Smothers
Hollywood Smothers at the 67th pick is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. It fills a real need, too.
Pick68 Rnd3 Austin Siereveld
Somehow Austin Siereveld was still sitting there in slot 68, and they pounced on premier offensive lineman value. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick100 Rnd3 King Mack
A curious use of pick 100. Tight end needed the pick; a safety in King Mack did not.
Pick103 Rnd4 Brice Pollock
A cornerback of that caliber at the 103rd overall pick is the definition of value, full stop. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick104 Rnd4 Chris Peal
Hard to square with the roster. With positions of obvious need still on the board, Chris Peal adds a cornerback and leaves tight end untouched.
Pick105 Rnd4 Will Heldt
Will Heldt in the 105th pick is a gift, value that borders on unfair. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick109 Rnd4 Kayin Lee
They bypassed pressing needs at tight end to take Kayin Lee, a cornerback that was not the priority.
Pick138 Rnd5 Ryan Wingo
A top-tier wide receiver at a bargain, Ryan Wingo in pick No. 138, plain and simple. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick139 Rnd5 Ahmad Moten Sr.
Ahmad Moten Sr. in the Round 5 slot is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick140 Rnd5 Anthony Smith
Circle this one: Anthony Smith at slot 140 is a fall that decides a draft. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick143 Rnd5 Evan Tengesdahl
Taking Evan Tengesdahl in pick No. 143 is close to grand larceny; an offensive lineman that good had no business lasting this long. The roster fit checks out.
Pick153 Rnd5 Bear Alexander
They will replay Bear Alexander at slot 153 for years; that is how good the value is. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick181 Rnd6 J'Koby Williams
J'Koby Williams at pick 181 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick182 Rnd6 Mike Matthews
Mike Matthews at No. 182 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick222 Rnd7 Trey White
They robbed the room for Trey White here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick223 Rnd7 TJ Metcalf
A swing that ignored the value entirely, TJ Metcalf well ahead of where he belonged. They doubled down on a strength rather than a need.
Pick225 Rnd7 AJ Green
They let AJ Green come to them and pounced at the Round 7 slot. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick234 Rnd7 Edwin Spillman
A quiet steal in the 234th overall pick: Edwin Spillman for less than the market said. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick247 Rnd7 Austin Kawecki
Austin Kawecki at the 247th pick is money in the bank, a offensive lineman taken below his worth. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick253 Rnd7 Francis Brewu
Value with a capital V on Francis Brewu in the Round 7 slot, a genuine coup. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick255 Rnd7 Elijah Rushing
They reached into another round for Elijah Rushing, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.