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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 24, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Kadyn Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (MIA)
Kadyn Proctor
OT Alabama
Chris Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (MIA)
Chris Johnson
CB San Diego State
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 43 RND: 2 (MIA)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (MIA)
Caden Curry
DE-EDGE Ohio State
Tyreak Sapp Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (MIA)
Tyreak Sapp
DE-EDGE Florida
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 94 RND: 3 (MIA)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Jalen Farmer Head Shot
PICK: 130 RND: 4 (MIA)
Jalen Farmer
OG Kentucky
Eli Raridon Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (MIA)
Eli Raridon
TE Notre Dame
Jaren Kanak Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (MIA)
Jaren Kanak
TE Oklahoma
Aaron Anderson Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (MIA)
Aaron Anderson
WR LSU
Chase Roberts Head Shot
PICK: 238 RND: 7 (MIA)
Chase Roberts
WR BYU
Draft Picks Received
Jaren Kanak Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (LAR)
Jaren Kanak
TE Oklahoma
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (IND)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (IND)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (LAR)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (IND)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (IND)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (LAR)
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Draft Picks Traded
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (LAR)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB- TradesC FutureB
The Dolphins checked most of the boxes and earned a B-.

They will call it conviction in the building and a reach everywhere else: Caden Curry, 57 picks early at Round 3, Pick 11. Good, not great, and the B- says as much.

The Anderson steal is the beam this whole class leans on. That quarterback hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall.

Spending an early pick on cornerback with quarterback, interior defensive lineman and other spots open is the decision the grade keeps circling back to. A small leak at the table, if not a fatal one.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but quarterback.

Pick Analysis
Pick11 Rnd1 Kadyn Proctor
In pick No. 11 they get a plug-and-play piece up front at fair value. A real need, handled.
Pick30 Rnd1 Chris Johnson
In No. 30 they get a lockdown presence outside. More want than need.
Pick43 Rnd2 Jacob Rodriguez
They paid up for Jacob Rodriguez at the Round 2 slot when waiting would have done the job. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick75 Rnd3 Caden Curry
This one needs a full-page explanation: Caden Curry in Round 3, Pick 11, miles early. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick87 Rnd3 Tyreak Sapp
A real head-scratcher, Tyreak Sapp in pick 87 is miles ahead of his ranking. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick94 Rnd3 Treydan Stukes
They bypassed pressing needs at quarterback, interior defensive lineman and other spots to take Treydan Stukes, a cornerback that was not the priority.
Pick130 Rnd4 Jalen Farmer
Jalen Farmer in pick 130 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It fills a real need, too.
Pick151 Rnd5 Eli Raridon
They let Eli Raridon come to them and pounced at pick No. 151. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick207 Rnd6 Jaren Kanak
They left a pile of value on the table to take Jaren Kanak this early at No. 207. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick227 Rnd7 Aaron Anderson
Circle this one: Aaron Anderson at the 227th pick is a fall that decides a draft. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick238 Rnd7 Chase Roberts
Value with a capital V on Chase Roberts in the Round 7 slot, a genuine coup. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.