Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 25, 2026

miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Ty Simpson Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (MIA)
Ty Simpson
QB Alabama
Blake Miller Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (MIA)
Blake Miller
OT Clemson
Chris Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 43 RND: 2 (MIA)
Chris Johnson
CB San Diego State
Michael Taaffe Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (MIA)
Michael Taaffe
S Texas
Germie Bernard Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (MIA)
Germie Bernard
WR Alabama
Jake Golday Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (MIA)
Jake Golday
OLB Cincinnati
Connor Lew Head Shot
PICK: 94 RND: 3 (MIA)
Connor Lew
C Auburn
Michael Trigg Head Shot
PICK: 130 RND: 4 (MIA)
Michael Trigg
TE Baylor
Chris McClellan Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (MIA)
Chris McClellan
DT Missouri
Jeremiah Wright Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (MIA)
Jeremiah Wright
OG Auburn
Noah Whittington Head Shot
PICK: 238 RND: 7 (MIA)
Noah Whittington
RB Oregon
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Dolphins drew a line under the quarterback search with Simpson: B-.

The Dolphins spent the pick that matters most on Ty Simpson, and a roster that has been waiting on a passer can start to take shape.

Whatever else happened, they won the night they took Golday. The linebacker spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at.

The cost of the Miller reach is exactly the players who went right after him. They went 7 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but linebacker.

Pick Analysis
Pick11 Rnd1 Ty Simpson
In the Round 1 slot they get the arm they will build around, reach and all. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick30 Rnd1 Blake Miller
In Round 1, Pick 30 they get a cornerstone up front, though they paid up to get him. A real need, handled.
Pick43 Rnd2 Chris Johnson
The board had Chris Johnson higher than pick 43, and the cornerback fell to them anyway. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick75 Rnd3 Michael Taaffe
Michael Taaffe at No. 75 is a sound buy, the sort that quietly helps a class. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick87 Rnd3 Germie Bernard
Steal is underselling it; Germie Bernard at pick No. 87 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick90 Rnd3 Jake Golday
A edge rusher of that caliber at the 90th overall pick is the definition of value, full stop. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick94 Rnd3 Connor Lew
A quiet steal in slot 94: Connor Lew for less than the market said. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick130 Rnd4 Michael Trigg
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Michael Trigg at the 130th pick is the proof. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick151 Rnd5 Chris McClellan
They read the board right and Chris McClellan was the payoff at the 151st overall pick. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick227 Rnd7 Jeremiah Wright
They took Jeremiah Wright at par in pick No. 227, which is nothing to complain about. It fills a real need, too.
Pick238 Rnd7 Noah Whittington
Noah Whittington in slot 238 is fair value, right on his grade. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.