Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 24, 2026

miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Ty Simpson Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (MIA)
Ty Simpson
QB Alabama
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (MIA)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Drew Shelton Head Shot
PICK: 43 RND: 2 (MIA)
Drew Shelton
OT Penn State
Christen Miller Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (MIA)
Christen Miller
DL Georgia
Eli Stowers Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (MIA)
Eli Stowers
TE Vanderbilt
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (MIA)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Keionte Scott Head Shot
PICK: 94 RND: 3 (MIA)
Keionte Scott
CB Miami
Nicholas Singleton Head Shot
PICK: 130 RND: 4 (MIA)
Nicholas Singleton
RB Penn State
Skyler Gill-Howard Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (MIA)
Skyler Gill-Howard
DT Texas Tech
Jeff Caldwell Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (MIA)
Jeff Caldwell
WR Cincinnati
Aiden Fisher Head Shot
PICK: 238 RND: 7 (MIA)
Aiden Fisher
LB Indiana
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Dolphins bet the future on Simpson. The board says B-.

After circling the position for what felt like forever, the Dolphins committed. Ty Simpson is the quarterback now, and the roster gets built to his timeline. It does the job without flash, and the B- reflects it.

The Shelton pick is the one the value grade keeps tripping over. The Caldwell value carries more weight than any single miss elsewhere. The edge rusher hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but edge rusher.

Pick Analysis
Pick11 Rnd1 Ty Simpson
In the 11th pick they get a passer to set the clock by, reach and all. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick30 Rnd1 Dillon Thieneman
In No. 30 they get a ballhawk on the back end. Need was not the driver here.
Pick43 Rnd2 Drew Shelton
Drew Shelton at Round 2, Pick 11 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick75 Rnd3 Christen Miller
Christen Miller slipping to the Round 3 slot is the kind of luck good rooms make for themselves. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick87 Rnd3 Eli Stowers
Taking Eli Stowers in slot 87 is close to grand larceny; a tight end that good had no business lasting this long. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick90 Rnd3 Jake Slaughter
They will replay Jake Slaughter at the 90th overall pick for years; that is how good the value is. The roster fit checks out.
Pick94 Rnd3 Keionte Scott
Somehow Keionte Scott was still sitting there in pick No. 94, and they pounced on premier cornerback value. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick130 Rnd4 Nicholas Singleton
The board had Nicholas Singleton higher than pick 130, and the running back fell to them anyway. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick151 Rnd5 Skyler Gill-Howard
Skyler Gill-Howard in slot 151 is fair value, right on his grade. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick227 Rnd7 Jeff Caldwell
Jeff Caldwell in the 227th overall pick should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick238 Rnd7 Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher at the 238th pick is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.