Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 25, 2026

miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Commanders
Draft Selections
Keldric Faulk Head Shot
PICK: 7 RND: 1 (WSH)
Keldric Faulk
DE-EDGE Auburn
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 71 RND: 3 (WSH)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Isaiah World Head Shot
PICK: 147 RND: 5 (WSH)
Isaiah World
OT Oregon
Jeff Caldwell Head Shot
PICK: 187 RND: 6 (WSH)
Jeff Caldwell
WR Cincinnati
Patrick Payton Head Shot
PICK: 209 RND: 6 (WSH)
Patrick Payton
DE-EDGE LSU
Jadon Canady Head Shot
PICK: 223 RND: 7 (WSH)
Jadon Canady
CB Oregon
Draft Grade — Commanders
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
A sensible, unshowy class lands the Commanders a B-.

The Commanders clearly saw something nobody else did in Patrick Payton, taking him 49 picks ahead of his grade. The board is not convinced. Good, not great, and the B- says as much.

They banked enough surplus on Rodriguez to cover a lot of smaller sins. They will regret leaving tight end for another day if the season turns on it.

The roster is better shaped than it was, with wide receiver chief among the fixes.

Good work on the whole, with tight end the one box left unchecked.

Pick Analysis
Pick7 Rnd1 Keldric Faulk
In slot 7 they get juice off the edge. A real need, handled.
Pick71 Rnd3 Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez at pick 71 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick147 Rnd5 Isaiah World
They paid sticker price for Isaiah World in No. 147, and that is fine. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick187 Rnd6 Jeff Caldwell
By-the-book stuff, Jeff Caldwell at pick No. 187 squarely in line with his ranking. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick209 Rnd6 Patrick Payton
A wild overpay on Patrick Payton in the Round 6 slot, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick223 Rnd7 Jadon Canady
Jadon Canady in Round 7, Pick 7 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.