Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 25, 2026

miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Cardinals
Draft Selections
Francis Mauigoa Head Shot
PICK: 3 RND: 1 (ARI)
Francis Mauigoa
OT Miami
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 34 RND: 2 (ARI)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Keith Abney II Head Shot
PICK: 65 RND: 3 (ARI)
Keith Abney II
CB Arizona State
Domonique Orange Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (ARI)
Domonique Orange
DT Iowa State
Parker Brailsford Head Shot
PICK: 143 RND: 5 (ARI)
Parker Brailsford
C Alabama
Cyrus Allen Head Shot
PICK: 183 RND: 6 (ARI)
Cyrus Allen
WR Cincinnati
Aiden Fisher Head Shot
PICK: 217 RND: 7 (ARI)
Aiden Fisher
LB Indiana
Draft Grade — Cardinals
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Cardinals let Orange fall into their laps, and walked away with a B.

The Cardinals did not reach, did not trade up, did not blink. They just waited, and Domonique Orange fell into the 104th pick. No fireworks, but a solid B.

They will need Fisher to outplay his draft slot in a hurry to justify it. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped quarterback, which is a strange place to end up. They went 4 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

Building through the lines is a philosophy, and they stuck to it.

A workmanlike haul that should hold up just fine.

Pick Analysis
Pick3 Rnd1 Francis Mauigoa
In pick 3 they get a building block for the line. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick34 Rnd2 Dillon Thieneman
Fair-plus on Dillon Thieneman, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick65 Rnd3 Keith Abney II
You do not let a cornerback like Keith Abney II reach pick No. 65 and blink. They did not. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick104 Rnd4 Domonique Orange
Domonique Orange in the 104th overall pick should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It fills a real need, too.
Pick143 Rnd5 Parker Brailsford
Parker Brailsford at the 143rd pick is money in the bank, a offensive lineman taken below his worth. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick183 Rnd6 Cyrus Allen
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Cyrus Allen in No. 183. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick217 Rnd7 Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher at Round 7, Pick 1 is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.