Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 24, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Olaivavega Ioane Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (CHI)
Olaivavega Ioane
OG Penn State
Keyron Crawford Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (CHI)
Keyron Crawford
DE-EDGE Auburn
Anthony Lucas Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (CHI)
Anthony Lucas
DE-EDGE USC
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Caden Curry
DE-EDGE Ohio State
Max Llewellyn Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Max Llewellyn
DE-EDGE Iowa
Harrison Wallace III Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (CHI)
Harrison Wallace III
WR Ole Miss
Thaddeus Dixon Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (CHI)
Thaddeus Dixon
CB North Carolina
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall B-
ValueC NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Bears kept it disciplined and banked a B-.

There was a run on nobody at that position, and the Bears started one anyway for Anthony Lucas, 54 picks ahead of schedule. It does the job without flash, and the B- reflects it.

The Wallace III pick alone nudges the whole weekend up a notch. For all the activity, interior defensive lineman went untouched, which is hard to explain. They left with edge rusher solved and the rest of the wish list mostly ticked off.

The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but interior defensive lineman.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Olaivavega Ioane
In pick 25 they get a long-term starter on the line at fair value. A real need, handled.
Pick57 Rnd2 Keyron Crawford
Keyron Crawford at the 57th overall pick is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick60 Rnd2 Anthony Lucas
This one needs a full-page explanation: Anthony Lucas in Round 2, Pick 28, miles early. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick89 Rnd3 Caden Curry
They talked themselves into Caden Curry at slot 89, and the board did not agree. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick129 Rnd4 Max Llewellyn
Value said wait; Max Llewellyn in the Round 4 slot says they were not listening. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick239 Rnd7 Harrison Wallace III
A wide receiver of that caliber at the 239th pick is the definition of value, full stop. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick241 Rnd7 Thaddeus Dixon
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Thaddeus Dixon at the 241st overall pick is the proof. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.