BurberryDO$$AR'S MOCK DRAFT

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  • BurberryDO$$AR DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Tyler Nubin Head Shot
PICK: 26 RND: 1 (HOU)
Tyler Nubin
S Minnesota
T'Vondre Sweat Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (HOU)
T'Vondre Sweat
DL Texas
Cooper Beebe Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (HOU)
Cooper Beebe
OG Kansas State
Roman Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 71 RND: 3 (HOU)
Roman Wilson
WR Michigan
Marist Liufau Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (HOU)
Marist Liufau
LB Notre Dame
Gabriel Murphy Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (HOU)
Gabriel Murphy
DL-EDGE UCLA
Cody Schrader Head Shot
PICK: 123 RND: 4 (HOU)
Cody Schrader
RB Missouri
Jaylin Simpson Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (HOU)
Jaylin Simpson
CB Auburn
Austin Booker Head Shot
PICK: 163 RND: 5 (HOU)
Austin Booker
DL-EDGE Kansas
Dwight McGlothern Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (HOU)
Dwight McGlothern
CB Arkansas
Draft Picks Received
Tyler Nubin Head Shot
PICK: 26 RND: 1 (ARI)
Tyler Nubin
S Minnesota
T'Vondre Sweat Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (WSH)
T'Vondre Sweat
DL Texas
Cooper Beebe Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (WSH)
Cooper Beebe
OG Kansas State
Roman Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 71 RND: 3 (ARI)
Roman Wilson
WR Michigan
Marist Liufau Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (ARI)
Marist Liufau
LB Notre Dame
Draft Picks Traded
Troy Franklin Head Shot
PICK: 23 RND: 1 (ARI)
Troy Franklin
WR Oregon
Ja'Tavion Sanders Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (WSH)
Ja'Tavion Sanders
TE Texas
DeMonte Capehart Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (ARI)
DeMonte Capehart
DT Clemson
Players traded away
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Dameon Pierce
RB
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Davis Mills
QB
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Jake Hansen
LB
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Kenyon Green
OG
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Steven Sims
WR
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Teagan Quitoriano
TE
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Tytus Howard
OT
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall D-
ValueC NeedB TradesF FutureB-
A costly weekend of dealing drags the Texans to a D-.

It is the swing that defines the weekend: Cody Schrader in No. 123, a good 38 spots before the room expected him.

The trade table is where this weekend went wrong. That quarterback hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. Running back is handled and the depth chart looks a good deal healthier for it.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even.

Pick Analysis
Pick26 Rnd1 Tyler Nubin
By-the-book stuff, Tyler Nubin at Round 1, Pick 26 squarely in line with his ranking. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick40 Rnd2 T'Vondre Sweat
T'Vondre Sweat at slot 40 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick67 Rnd3 Cooper Beebe
They jumped the gun on Cooper Beebe, taking him earlier than his grade liked. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick71 Rnd3 Roman Wilson
Roman Wilson at the Round 3 slot is a conviction pick that outran the value. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick89 Rnd3 Marist Liufau
A clean, defensible pick in pick No. 89 with a little surplus value in Marist Liufau. The roster fit checks out.
Pick90 Rnd3 Gabriel Murphy
They did well to land Gabriel Murphy in pick 90, just ahead of his grade. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick123 Rnd4 Cody Schrader
They reached a country mile for Cody Schrader at the 123rd pick, and the board is aghast. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick126 Rnd4 Jaylin Simpson
Value said wait; Jaylin Simpson in the Round 4 slot says they were not listening. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick163 Rnd5 Austin Booker
Austin Booker at pick No. 163 nudges the ledger their way without any fuss. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick239 Rnd7 Dwight McGlothern
A conviction pick on Dwight McGlothern at slot 239 that the board grades a round light. They doubled down on a strength rather than a need.