I suck at this'S MOCK DRAFT
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I suck at this'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 3, 2026

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  • I suck at this DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (CHI)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Josiah Trotter Head Shot
PICK: 36 RND: 2 (CHI)
Josiah Trotter
LB Missouri
Dontay Corleone Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (CHI)
Dontay Corleone
DT Cincinnati
Mike Washington Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (CHI)
Mike Washington Jr.
RB Arkansas
Sam Hecht Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Sam Hecht
C Kansas State
Parker Brailsford Head Shot
PICK: 102 RND: 4 (CHI)
Parker Brailsford
C Alabama
Logan Jones Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Logan Jones
C Iowa
Bud Clark Head Shot
PICK: 134 RND: 4 (CHI)
Bud Clark
S TCU
Logan Fano Head Shot
PICK: 163 RND: 5 (CHI)
Logan Fano
DE-EDGE Utah
Fa'alili Fa'amoe Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (CHI)
Fa'alili Fa'amoe
OT Wake Forest
TJ Hall Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (CHI)
TJ Hall
CB Iowa
Draft Picks Received
Josiah Trotter Head Shot
PICK: 36 RND: 2 (LV)
Josiah Trotter
LB Missouri
Mike Washington Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (LV)
Mike Washington Jr.
RB Arkansas
Parker Brailsford Head Shot
PICK: 102 RND: 4 (LV)
Parker Brailsford
C Alabama
Bud Clark Head Shot
PICK: 134 RND: 4 (LV)
Bud Clark
S TCU
Draft Picks Traded
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (ARI)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players Gained
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Jamal Adams
S
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Jeremy Chinn
S
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Jackson Powers-Johnson
C
Players traded away
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Andrew Billings
DT
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Drew Dalman
C
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Jaquan Brisker
S
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Nahshon Wright
CB
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Tremaine Edmunds
LB
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall C-
ValueC NeedB TradesF FutureD
The Bears bled value on every deal, hence the C-.

Somewhere a scout is still blinking. The Bears spent the 163rd pick on Logan Fano, a name the board had a full 76 spots lower.

The dealing is the wound this class cannot quite close. They banked enough surplus on Hall to cover a lot of smaller sins.

A whole weekend of picks and quarterback is somehow still a want.

So much rides on Sonny Styles that the real verdict is a season or two away.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Sonny Styles
In pick 25 they get a three-down second-level presence. A real need, handled.
Pick36 Rnd2 Josiah Trotter
They reached into another round for Josiah Trotter, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick57 Rnd2 Dontay Corleone
They went early on Dontay Corleone in the 57th overall pick, and the value did not follow. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick67 Rnd3 Mike Washington Jr.
Value said wait; Mike Washington Jr. in pick No. 67 says they were not listening. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick89 Rnd3 Sam Hecht
Sam Hecht in No. 89 lands just on the right side of the ledger. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick102 Rnd4 Parker Brailsford
Parker Brailsford in the 102nd pick is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick129 Rnd4 Logan Jones
No edge and no loss on Logan Jones in pick No. 129; it is a wash and a sensible one. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick134 Rnd4 Bud Clark
A slide stopped in the 134th pick, with Bud Clark worth more than the price. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick163 Rnd5 Logan Fano
Logan Fano in slot 163 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick239 Rnd7 Fa'alili Fa'amoe
Fa'alili Fa'amoe at Round 7, Pick 23 jumps the queue by a touch more than is comfortable. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick241 Rnd7 TJ Hall
Circle this one: TJ Hall at the Round 7 slot is a fall that decides a draft. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.