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    Texans
Draft Selections
Marvin Harrison Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 4 RND: 1 (HOU)
Marvin Harrison Jr.
WR Ohio State
Denzel Burke Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (HOU)
Denzel Burke
CB Ohio State
Payton Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (HOU)
Payton Wilson
LB North Carolina State
Javon Foster Head Shot
PICK: 123 RND: 4 (HOU)
Javon Foster
OT Missouri
Theo Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (HOU)
Theo Johnson
TE Penn State
T.J. Sanders Head Shot
PICK: 163 RND: 5 (HOU)
T.J. Sanders
DT South Carolina
Jason Henderson Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (HOU)
Jason Henderson
LB Old Dominion
Ja'Had Carter Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (HOU)
Ja'Had Carter
S Ohio State
Draft Picks Received
Marvin Harrison Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 4 RND: 1 (ARI)
Marvin Harrison Jr.
WR Ohio State
Draft Picks Traded
Jonah Elliss Head Shot
PICK: 23 RND: 1 (ARI)
Jonah Elliss
DE-EDGE Utah
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (MIA)
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Players traded away
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Tytus Howard
OT
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall F
ValueB NeedB+ TradesF FutureD-
The Texans reached for Sanders and never recovered. Grade: F.

Some picks age like wine; T.J. Sanders at slot 163 will need to, sitting 40 spots clear of his grade. There is no dressing it up: a F.

They handed away value on the phones that the picks cannot earn back. They will regret leaving running back for another day if the season turns on it. It is a win-now wager, and the future is the stake.

That is a linebacker worth more than the slot they spent on him, plainly.

There is no soft landing here: they fought the board and left running back open, and the grade is the bill.

Pick Analysis
Pick4 Rnd1 Marvin Harrison Jr.
In pick No. 4 they get a No. 1 receiver. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick58 Rnd2 Denzel Burke
Value with a capital V on Denzel Burke in pick 58, a genuine coup. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick90 Rnd3 Payton Wilson
Nice patience on Payton Wilson, who had no business lasting to Round 3, Pick 27. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick123 Rnd4 Javon Foster
A premium they did not need to pay, Javon Foster a notch or two before his time. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick126 Rnd4 Theo Johnson
They left a pile of value on the table to take Theo Johnson this early at the 126th pick. It fills a real need, too.
Pick163 Rnd5 T.J. Sanders
A big swing on T.J. Sanders at No. 163, well ahead of any board in the building. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick239 Rnd7 Jason Henderson
Jason Henderson in the 239th overall pick is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick247 Rnd7 Ja'Had Carter
A reasonable price with a little left over, Ja'Had Carter in pick No. 247. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.