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Draft Selections
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 8 RND: 1 (IND)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Brian Thomas Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (IND)
Brian Thomas Jr.
WR LSU
Xavier Worthy Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (IND)
Xavier Worthy
WR Texas
Cam Hart Head Shot
PICK: 80 RND: 3 (IND)
Cam Hart
CB Notre Dame
Cole Bishop Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (IND)
Cole Bishop
S Utah
Beau Brade Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (IND)
Beau Brade
S Maryland
Tanor Bortolini Head Shot
PICK: 159 RND: 5 (IND)
Tanor Bortolini
C Wisconsin
Edefuan Ulofoshio Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (IND)
Edefuan Ulofoshio
LB Washington
Tyler Owens Head Shot
PICK: 234 RND: 7 (IND)
Tyler Owens
S Texas Tech
Demani Richardson Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (IND)
Demani Richardson
S Texas A&M
Draft Picks Received
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 8 RND: 1 (ATL)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Brian Thomas Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (DAL)
Brian Thomas Jr.
WR LSU
Cam Hart Head Shot
PICK: 80 RND: 3 (CIN)
Cam Hart
CB Notre Dame
Cole Bishop Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (ARI)
Cole Bishop
S Utah
Beau Brade Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (ATL)
Beau Brade
S Maryland
Tanor Bortolini Head Shot
PICK: 159 RND: 5 (KC)
Tanor Bortolini
C Wisconsin
Demani Richardson Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (KC)
Demani Richardson
S Texas A&M
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (CIN)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (KC)
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Draft Picks Traded
Chop Robinson Head Shot
PICK: 15 RND: 1 (ATL)
Chop Robinson
DE-EDGE Penn State
Kris Abrams-Draine Head Shot
PICK: 82 RND: 3 (ATL)
Kris Abrams-Draine
CB Missouri
Elijah Jones Head Shot
PICK: 117 RND: 4 (DAL)
Elijah Jones
CB Boston College
Tykee Smith Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (KC)
Tykee Smith
S Georgia
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (CHI)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (CHI)
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Players traded away
Head Shot
Alec Pierce
WR
Head Shot
Kylen Granson
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall D
ValueC+ NeedB+ TradesF FutureD-
The Colts bled value on every deal, hence the D.

The Colts torched the value chart for Demani Richardson, taking him 62 spots sooner than anyone had him slotted. A weekend that fought the value and lost, hence the D.

They handed away value on the phones that the picks cannot earn back. Leaving quarterback unaddressed is the roster risk they will have to answer for in the fall.

The Brade pick reads as want over need, and the roster will feel it at quarterback, running back and other spots. The bill for those future picks comes due whether the class hits or not.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even, and quarterback is still a hole.

Pick Analysis
Pick8 Rnd1 Brock Bowers
In Round 1, Pick 8 they get a moveable chess piece at tight end. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick24 Rnd1 Brian Thomas Jr.
In slot 24 they get a No. 1 receiver at fair value. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick46 Rnd2 Xavier Worthy
A reach for Xavier Worthy in pick 46; a little patience would have been rewarded. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick80 Rnd3 Cam Hart
Cam Hart in pick No. 80 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick90 Rnd3 Cole Bishop
Cole Bishop in the 90th pick is the kind of reach that only looks good if he outplays it. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick109 Rnd4 Beau Brade
Hard to square with the roster. With positions of obvious need still on the board, Beau Brade adds a safety and leaves quarterback, running back and other spots untouched.
Pick159 Rnd5 Tanor Bortolini
They reached into another round for Tanor Bortolini, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick191 Rnd6 Edefuan Ulofoshio
Edefuan Ulofoshio at pick 191 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. The roster fit checks out.
Pick234 Rnd7 Tyler Owens
Tyler Owens at slot 234 is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. It is more luxury than necessity; they were already set here.
Pick252 Rnd7 Demani Richardson
They left a pile of value on the table to take Demani Richardson this early at the Round 7 slot. Nice player, but the depth chart did not need him here.