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Draft Selections
Marvin Harrison Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 4 RND: 1 (IND)
Marvin Harrison Jr.
WR Ohio State
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 8 RND: 1 (IND)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Cooper DeJean Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (IND)
Cooper DeJean
CB Iowa
Brian Thomas Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (IND)
Brian Thomas Jr.
WR LSU
Jaden Hicks Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (IND)
Jaden Hicks
S Washington State
Cam Hart Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
Cam Hart
CB Notre Dame
Dominick Puni Head Shot
PICK: 100 RND: 3 (IND)
Dominick Puni
OT Kansas
Jarrian Jones Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (IND)
Jarrian Jones
CB Florida State
Kitan Oladapo Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (IND)
Kitan Oladapo
S Oregon State
Edefuan Ulofoshio Head Shot
PICK: 144 RND: 5 (IND)
Edefuan Ulofoshio
LB Washington
Dylan Laube Head Shot
PICK: 163 RND: 5 (IND)
Dylan Laube
RB New Hampshire
Ryan Flournoy Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (IND)
Ryan Flournoy
WR Southeast Missouri State
Tyler Owens Head Shot
PICK: 234 RND: 7 (IND)
Tyler Owens
S Texas Tech
Draft Picks Received
Marvin Harrison Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 4 RND: 1 (ARI)
Marvin Harrison Jr.
WR Ohio State
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 8 RND: 1 (ATL)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Cooper DeJean Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (ARI)
Cooper DeJean
CB Iowa
Brian Thomas Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (BUF)
Brian Thomas Jr.
WR LSU
Jaden Hicks Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (TB)
Jaden Hicks
S Washington State
Cam Hart Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (WSH)
Cam Hart
CB Notre Dame
Dominick Puni Head Shot
PICK: 100 RND: 3 (WSH)
Dominick Puni
OT Kansas
Jarrian Jones Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (GB)
Jarrian Jones
CB Florida State
Kitan Oladapo Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (BUF)
Kitan Oladapo
S Oregon State
Edefuan Ulofoshio Head Shot
PICK: 144 RND: 5 (BUF)
Edefuan Ulofoshio
LB Washington
Dylan Laube Head Shot
PICK: 163 RND: 5 (BUF)
Dylan Laube
RB New Hampshire
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (WSH)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (WSH)
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Draft Picks Traded
Byron Murphy II Head Shot
PICK: 15 RND: 1 (ARI)
Byron Murphy II
DL Texas
Adonai Mitchell Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (TB)
Adonai Mitchell
WR Texas
Khristian Boyd Head Shot
PICK: 82 RND: 3 (ATL)
Khristian Boyd
DL-EDGE Northern Iowa
McKinnley Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 117 RND: 4 (BUF)
McKinnley Jackson
DL Texas A&M
Christian Jones Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (ARI)
Christian Jones
OT Texas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (MIA)
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Players traded away
Head Shot
Alec Pierce
WR
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Kylen Granson
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB+ TradesA+ FutureF
The Colts fleeced the room on the phones and earned a B-.

Call it belief, call it a gut call, but Edefuan Ulofoshio at Round 5, Pick 8 is 61 spots clear of consensus, and that is the headline.

They won the margins on every swap, and it adds up fast. The quarterback hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

The Hart pick is fine in a vacuum, less so with quarterback, interior defensive lineman and other spots still on the board.

Add it up and it is a good, unfussy class.

Pick Analysis
Pick4 Rnd1 Marvin Harrison Jr.
In slot 4 they get a matchup problem out wide. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick8 Rnd1 Brock Bowers
In the Round 1 slot they get a matchup weapon at tight end at fair value. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick27 Rnd1 Cooper DeJean
In the 27th pick they get a potential shutdown corner. More want than need.
Pick28 Rnd1 Brian Thomas Jr.
In the 28th overall pick they get a home-run threat at receiver at fair value. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick57 Rnd2 Jaden Hicks
Jaden Hicks at No. 57 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick78 Rnd3 Cam Hart
Hard to square with the roster. With positions of obvious need still on the board, Cam Hart adds a cornerback and leaves quarterback, interior defensive lineman and other spots untouched.
Pick100 Rnd3 Dominick Puni
A quiet steal in Round 3, Pick 37: Dominick Puni for less than the market said. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick126 Rnd4 Jarrian Jones
A want over a need in pick 126: Jarrian Jones adds a cornerback while quarterback, interior defensive lineman and other spots keeps waiting.
Pick128 Rnd4 Kitan Oladapo
They zigged when the board said zag, taking Kitan Oladapo at safety with quarterback, interior defensive lineman and other spots open.
Pick144 Rnd5 Edefuan Ulofoshio
A wild overpay on Edefuan Ulofoshio in the 144th pick, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick163 Rnd5 Dylan Laube
The board had cheaper options than Dylan Laube at slot 163, and it noticed. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick191 Rnd6 Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy in pick No. 191 is fair value, right on his grade. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick234 Rnd7 Tyler Owens
They paid up for Tyler Owens at the Round 7 slot when waiting would have done the job. Depth on depth, at a spot that was hardly crying out.