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poopscoop'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 4, 2026

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  • poopscoop DRAFTING FOR THE
    Rams
Draft Selections
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (LAR)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (LAR)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (LAR)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Zakee Wheatley Head Shot
PICK: 61 RND: 2 (LAR)
Zakee Wheatley
S Penn State
Nicholas Singleton Head Shot
PICK: 93 RND: 3 (LAR)
Nicholas Singleton
RB Penn State
Xavier Nwankpa Head Shot
PICK: 167 RND: 5 (LAR)
Xavier Nwankpa
S Iowa
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 205 RND: 6 (LAR)
Trey Zuhn III
OT Texas A&M
Barion Brown Head Shot
PICK: 208 RND: 6 (LAR)
Barion Brown
WR LSU
Tosh Baker Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (LAR)
Tosh Baker
OT Notre Dame
Luke Hasz Head Shot
PICK: 250 RND: 7 (LAR)
Luke Hasz
TE Ole Miss
Micah Morris Head Shot
PICK: 256 RND: 7 (LAR)
Micah Morris
OG Georgia
Draft Picks Received
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (HOU)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (HOU)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (HOU)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Jeremiyah Love Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (HOU)
Jeremiyah Love
RB Notre Dame
Players Gained
Head Shot
Myles Bryant
CB
Draft Grade — Rams
Overall B+
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesA FutureB+
No fireworks, just a tidy B+ for the Rams.

Every other box got a look, but quarterback did not. The Rams will head to camp with the same hole they walked in with. A sturdy weekend that grades out a B+.

On value alone, Slaughter makes the weekend a net positive. The dealing nudged the ledger their way without much fuss.

Not a headline-grabber, but a perfectly good weekend's work.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Chris Brazzell II
They paid sticker price for Chris Brazzell II in No. 28, and that is fine. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick29 Rnd1 Sonny Styles
In the Round 1 slot they get a coverage-and-run second-level piece. More want than need.
Pick59 Rnd2 Jake Slaughter
A quiet steal in pick No. 59: Jake Slaughter for less than the market said. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick61 Rnd2 Zakee Wheatley
A reach on Zakee Wheatley in pick 61; the board had better options right there. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick93 Rnd3 Nicholas Singleton
They did well to land Nicholas Singleton in the 93rd overall pick, just ahead of his grade. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick167 Rnd5 Xavier Nwankpa
A market-rate safety, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Xavier Nwankpa. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick205 Rnd6 Trey Zuhn III
Fair-plus on Trey Zuhn III, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick208 Rnd6 Barion Brown
Barion Brown in slot 208 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick232 Rnd7 Tosh Baker
The board had cheaper options than Tosh Baker at the 232nd pick, and it noticed. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick250 Rnd7 Luke Hasz
Luke Hasz at the Round 7 slot is a sound buy, the sort that quietly helps a class. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick256 Rnd7 Micah Morris
Micah Morris at the 256th overall pick is the sort of value that quietly wins a weekend. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.