CheeseBurger Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT
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CheeseBurger Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 5, 2026

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  • CheeseBurger Fat Man DRAFTING FOR THE
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Draft Selections
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
Kayden McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Kayden McDonald
DT Ohio State
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Kaleb Elarms-Orr Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Kaleb Elarms-Orr
LB TCU
Pat Coogan Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Pat Coogan
C Indiana
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
A sensible, unshowy class lands the Chiefs a B-.

Nobody had Pat Coogan this high, and it is not close. The Chiefs reached 24 spots to get him at No. 176.

Whatever else happened, they won the night they took Styles. If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through tight end. On the needs board they went 4 of 8, with wide receiver the one that mattered most.

A competent weekend that does not make headlines and does not need to.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Spencer Fano
In the Round 1 slot they get a long-term starter on the line. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick29 Rnd1 Kayden McDonald
In pick No. 29 they get a pocket-collapsing interior rusher at a price that makes it sweeter. A real need, handled.
Pick40 Rnd2 Sonny Styles
Sonny Styles in Round 2, Pick 8 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick74 Rnd3 Treydan Stukes
A wild overpay on Treydan Stukes in the 74th overall pick, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick109 Rnd4 Bryce Lance
Bryce Lance at No. 109 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick148 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
Beau Stephens at pick 148 jumps the queue by a touch more than is comfortable. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick169 Rnd5 Kaleb Elarms-Orr
A reach on Kaleb Elarms-Orr in the 169th pick; the board had better options right there. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick176 Rnd5 Pat Coogan
Pat Coogan at No. 176 is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick210 Rnd6 Zavion Thomas
They went early on Zavion Thomas in slot 210, and the value did not follow. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.