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Draft Selections
Marvin Harrison Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 3 RND: 1 (CHI)
Marvin Harrison Jr.
WR Ohio State
Joe Alt Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (CHI)
Joe Alt
OT Notre Dame
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 34 RND: 2 (CHI)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Zach Frazier Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (CHI)
Zach Frazier
C West Virginia
Tykee Smith Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (CHI)
Tykee Smith
S Georgia
Spencer Rattler Head Shot
PICK: 111 RND: 4 (CHI)
Spencer Rattler
QB South Carolina
Jarrian Jones Head Shot
PICK: 123 RND: 4 (CHI)
Jarrian Jones
CB Florida State
Ben Sinnott Head Shot
PICK: 143 RND: 5 (CHI)
Ben Sinnott
TE Kansas State
Draft Picks Received
Marvin Harrison Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 3 RND: 1 (NE)
Marvin Harrison Jr.
WR Ohio State
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 34 RND: 2 (NE)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Tykee Smith Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (NE)
Tykee Smith
S Georgia
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (NE)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (NE)
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Draft Picks Traded
Jared Verse Head Shot
PICK: 1 RND: 1 (NE)
Jared Verse
DE-EDGE Florida State
Players Gained
Head Shot
Keion White
DE
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall A-
ValueB+ NeedB TradesA+ FutureA
The Bears let Rattler fall and pounced. Final grade: A-.

Give the war room a raise for the dealing alone. The Bears came out ahead on every exchange that mattered, and it was not close. A near-flawless weekend of work, and a A- to cap it.

On value alone, Rattler makes the weekend a net positive. Leaving interior defensive lineman unaddressed is the roster risk they will have to answer for in the fall.

Add it up and few war rooms did better this weekend, Marvin Harrison Jr. and all.

Pick Analysis
Pick3 Rnd1 Marvin Harrison Jr.
In No. 3 they get a difference-maker at receiver. A real need, handled.
Pick9 Rnd1 Joe Alt
In the 9th pick they get an anchor for the offensive line at fair value. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick34 Rnd2 Dallas Turner
Circle this one: Dallas Turner at pick 34 is a fall that decides a draft. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick75 Rnd3 Zach Frazier
Value with a capital V on Zach Frazier in the 75th overall pick, a genuine coup. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick104 Rnd4 Tykee Smith
A slide stopped in pick No. 104, with Tykee Smith worth more than the price. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick111 Rnd4 Spencer Rattler
Spencer Rattler in Round 4, Pick 11 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. It fills a real need, too.
Pick123 Rnd4 Jarrian Jones
Jarrian Jones in pick No. 123 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick143 Rnd5 Ben Sinnott
A straight-up fair deal on Ben Sinnott at the 143rd overall pick, value and slot in agreement. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.