CheeseBurger Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT
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CheeseBurger Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 30, 2026

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  • CheeseBurger Fat Man DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
David Bailey Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
David Bailey
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
Elijah Sarratt Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Elijah Sarratt
WR Indiana
Omar Cooper Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Omar Cooper Jr.
WR Indiana
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Caden Curry
DE Ohio State
Davison Igbinosun Head Shot
PICK: 146 RND: 5 (KC)
Davison Igbinosun
CB Ohio State
Pat Coogan Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Pat Coogan
C Indiana
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B-
ValueB- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Nothing loud, just a tidy B- for the Chiefs.

There is a lot to like until you notice tight end is still a hole. The Chiefs never got to the one that mattered most. A sturdy weekend that grades out a B-.

Wide receiver is handled and the depth chart looks a good deal healthier for it. Building through the lines is a philosophy, and they stuck to it.

All told, a draft that does its job without fuss, and there is real value in that.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 David Bailey
David Bailey in pick No. 9 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick40 Rnd2 Elijah Sarratt
No edge and no loss on Elijah Sarratt in No. 40; it is a wash and a sensible one. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick74 Rnd3 Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. at pick 74 is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick109 Rnd4 Caden Curry
Caden Curry at Round 4, Pick 9 nudges the ledger their way without any fuss. The roster fit checks out.
Pick146 Rnd5 Davison Igbinosun
No drama and no debate, Davison Igbinosun went about where he belonged in the 146th pick. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick176 Rnd5 Pat Coogan
Good price on Pat Coogan in the Round 5 slot, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.