CheeseBurger Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT

CheeseBurger Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 8, 2026

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  • CheeseBurger Fat Man DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Mansoor Delane Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Mansoor Delane
CB LSU
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Mike Washington Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 62 RND: 2 (KC)
Mike Washington Jr.
RB Arkansas
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Kaleb Elarms-Orr Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Kaleb Elarms-Orr
LB TCU
Aaron Graves Head Shot
PICK: 170 RND: 5 (KC)
Aaron Graves
DT Iowa
DJ Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
DJ Campbell
OG Texas
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Draft Picks Received
Mike Washington Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 62 RND: 2 (DEN)
Mike Washington Jr.
RB Arkansas
Aaron Graves Head Shot
PICK: 170 RND: 5 (DEN)
Aaron Graves
DT Iowa
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (DEN)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (DEN)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Players Gained
Head Shot
RJ Harvey
RB
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B
ValueB- NeedB TradesB+ FutureB-
A sensible, unshowy class lands the Chiefs a B.

There is conviction, and then there is this. The Chiefs took Aaron Graves a full 35 picks ahead of where the board had him, an overdraft steep enough that it colors the whole weekend. A sturdy weekend that grades out a B.

Spending an early pick on cornerback with tight end, quarterback and other spots open is the decision the grade keeps circling back to. A whole weekend of picks and tight end is somehow still a want.

Stukes falling to them is the kind of break a good board is built to catch.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the tight end spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Mansoor Delane
In pick No. 9 they get an island corner. Need was not the driver here.
Pick29 Rnd1 Chris Brazzell II
No drama and no debate, Chris Brazzell II went about where he belonged in the 29th pick. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick62 Rnd2 Mike Washington Jr.
The board had cheaper options than Mike Washington Jr. at the 62nd overall pick, and it noticed. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick74 Rnd3 Bryce Lance
They went early on Bryce Lance in pick 74, and the value did not follow. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick109 Rnd4 Treydan Stukes
Of all the spots to shop, they chose cornerback. Treydan Stukes in Round 4, Pick 9 leaves tight end, quarterback and other spots for later.
Pick148 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
Beau Stephens at the Round 5 slot is a clear overpay, with better names still on the board. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick169 Rnd5 Kaleb Elarms-Orr
They jumped the gun on Kaleb Elarms-Orr, taking him earlier than his grade liked. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick170 Rnd5 Aaron Graves
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Aaron Graves. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick176 Rnd5 DJ Campbell
DJ Campbell at pick No. 176 jumps the queue by a touch more than is comfortable. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick210 Rnd6 Zavion Thomas
A reach for Zavion Thomas in the Round 6 slot; a little patience would have been rewarded. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.