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CheeseBurger Fat Dude'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 4, 2026

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  • CheeseBurger Fat Dude DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (KC)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Emmanuel Pregnon Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (KC)
Emmanuel Pregnon
OG Oregon
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (KC)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Tanner Koziol Head Shot
PICK: 146 RND: 5 (KC)
Tanner Koziol
TE Houston
Josh Moten Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Josh Moten
CB Southern Miss
Draft Picks Received
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Emmanuel Pregnon Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (HOU)
Emmanuel Pregnon
OG Oregon
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (HOU)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (HOU)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Kayden McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (HOU)
Kayden McDonald
DT Ohio State
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B
ValueB+ NeedB TradesB FutureB
Grand theft in pick 28: the Chiefs steal Reese and grade out a B.

You build a draft on nights like this. Arvell Reese had no business being available in slot 28, and the Chiefs did the only sane thing and turned in the card. It does the job without flash, and the B reflects it.

The quarterback hole is the one line item this class does not answer. The dealing nudged the ledger their way without much fuss. On the needs board they went 5 of 8, with wide receiver the one that mattered most.

They chose more darts over a bigger single swing.

All told, a draft that does its job without fuss, and there is real value in that.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Arvell Reese
Arvell Reese at No. 28 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. It fills a real need, too.
Pick38 Rnd2 Emmanuel Pregnon
Emmanuel Pregnon in the Round 2 slot is exactly on the number, no argument either way. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick40 Rnd2 Caleb Lomu
They read the board right and Caleb Lomu was the payoff at slot 40. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick59 Rnd2 A.J. Haulcy
They did well to land A.J. Haulcy in the 59th pick, just ahead of his grade. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick74 Rnd3 Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman at pick 74 nudges the ledger their way without any fuss. The roster fit checks out.
Pick109 Rnd4 Bryce Lance
A straight-up fair deal on Bryce Lance at the 109th overall pick, value and slot in agreement. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick146 Rnd5 Tanner Koziol
They took Tanner Koziol at par in Round 5, Pick 8, which is nothing to complain about. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick176 Rnd5 Josh Moten
Josh Moten in pick No. 176 is fair value, right on his grade. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.