Mr. Fat Pat'S MOCK DRAFT
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Mr. Fat Pat'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 23, 2026

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  • Mr. Fat Pat DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Olaivavega Ioane Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (KC)
Olaivavega Ioane
OG Penn State
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Zion Young Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (KC)
Zion Young
DE-EDGE Missouri
Caleb Tiernan Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (KC)
Caleb Tiernan
OT Northwestern
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (KC)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Elijah Sarratt Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Elijah Sarratt
WR Indiana
Jack Endries Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (KC)
Jack Endries
TE Texas
Mike Washington Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Mike Washington Jr.
RB Arkansas
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 110 RND: 4 (KC)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Kaleb Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Kaleb Proctor
DL SE Louisiana
Kaleb Elarms-Orr Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Kaleb Elarms-Orr
LB TCU
DJ Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
DJ Campbell
OG Texas
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
De'Zhaun Stribling Head Shot
PICK: 221 RND: 7 (KC)
De'Zhaun Stribling
WR Ole Miss
Draft Picks Received
Olaivavega Ioane Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Olaivavega Ioane
OG Penn State
Zion Young Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (CIN)
Zion Young
DE-EDGE Missouri
Caleb Tiernan Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (MIN)
Caleb Tiernan
OT Northwestern
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (HOU)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Jack Endries Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Jack Endries
TE Texas
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 110 RND: 4 (CIN)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
De'Zhaun Stribling Head Shot
PICK: 221 RND: 7 (CIN)
De'Zhaun Stribling
WR Ole Miss
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (HOU)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (HOU)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Mansoor Delane Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (MIN)
Mansoor Delane
CB LSU
Lee Hunter Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (CIN)
Lee Hunter
DT Texas Tech
Players Gained
Head Shot
Tanner Hudson
TE
Head Shot
Foster Moreau
TE
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B+
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesA+ FutureB-
The Chiefs won the weekend at the trade table. Grade: B+.

The real work happened on the phones. The Chiefs fleeced their trade partners, turning their picks into a noticeably bigger pile than they started with. Call it a sensible B+, earned the boring way.

If Stribling pans out, nobody remembers the price. If not, this is the pick they hear about. If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through quarterback.

The Chiefs paired the rookies with proven help, Foster Moreau leading the way.

In sum, a sensible class that nudges the roster the right way.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Olaivavega Ioane
Olaivavega Ioane in the 28th overall pick is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick29 Rnd1 Chris Brazzell II
In the Round 1 slot they get a home-run threat at receiver. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick41 Rnd2 Zion Young
They took Zion Young at par in pick No. 41, which is nothing to complain about. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick49 Rnd2 Caleb Tiernan
Caleb Tiernan at pick 49 is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick69 Rnd3 Treydan Stukes
A wild overpay on Treydan Stukes in slot 69, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick74 Rnd3 Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt in the 74th pick is exactly on the number, no argument either way. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick106 Rnd4 Jack Endries
They liked Jack Endries enough to skip the value, taking him in No. 106. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick109 Rnd4 Mike Washington Jr.
No drama and no debate, Mike Washington Jr. went about where he belonged in Round 4, Pick 9. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick110 Rnd4 Bryce Lance
A reach on Bryce Lance in slot 110; the board had better options right there. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick148 Rnd5 Kaleb Proctor
Kaleb Proctor at pick 148 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick169 Rnd5 Kaleb Elarms-Orr
By-the-book stuff, Kaleb Elarms-Orr at the Round 5 slot squarely in line with his ranking. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick176 Rnd5 DJ Campbell
No edge and no loss on DJ Campbell in pick No. 176; it is a wash and a sensible one. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick210 Rnd6 Zavion Thomas
They went early on Zavion Thomas in the 210th pick, and the value did not follow. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick221 Rnd7 De'Zhaun Stribling
De'Zhaun Stribling at the 221st overall pick is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.