Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT
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Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 21, 2026

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  • Fat Man DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Kadyn Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Kadyn Proctor
OT Alabama
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
Elijah Sarratt Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Elijah Sarratt
WR Indiana
Zachariah Branch Head Shot
PICK: 81 RND: 3 (KC)
Zachariah Branch
WR Georgia
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 88 RND: 3 (KC)
Caden Curry
DE Ohio State
Skyler Gill-Howard Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Skyler Gill-Howard
DT Texas Tech
Louis Moore Head Shot
PICK: 124 RND: 4 (KC)
Louis Moore
S Indiana
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 146 RND: 5 (KC)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Draft Picks Received
Zachariah Branch Head Shot
PICK: 81 RND: 3 (JAX)
Zachariah Branch
WR Georgia
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 88 RND: 3 (JAX)
Caden Curry
DE Ohio State
Louis Moore Head Shot
PICK: 124 RND: 4 (JAX)
Louis Moore
S Indiana
Players traded away
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Jawaan Taylor
OT
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Noah Gray
TE
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall D
ValueC+ NeedB+ TradesF FutureB-
The Chiefs bled value on every deal, hence the D.

You can hear the double-takes from here. The Chiefs took Skyler Gill-Howard at pick No. 109, roughly 30 spots before his name belonged. Too much went sideways, and the D is the honest tally.

They lost the exchange badly enough to drag the whole class down. The tight end hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

Sarratt falling to them is the kind of break a good board is built to catch.

It is a steep hill from here, and the grade knows it.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Kadyn Proctor
In pick No. 9 they get an anchor for the offensive line. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick40 Rnd2 Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman in the 40th pick is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick74 Rnd3 Elijah Sarratt
Taking Elijah Sarratt in the 74th overall pick is close to grand larceny; a wide receiver that good had no business lasting this long. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick81 Rnd3 Zachariah Branch
No drama and no debate, Zachariah Branch went about where he belonged in pick 81. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick88 Rnd3 Caden Curry
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Caden Curry. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick109 Rnd4 Skyler Gill-Howard
Skyler Gill-Howard at Round 4, Pick 9 is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick124 Rnd4 Louis Moore
A big swing on Louis Moore at the Round 4 slot, well ahead of any board in the building. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick146 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
They took Beau Stephens at par in slot 146, which is nothing to complain about. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick176 Rnd5 Treydan Stukes
Treydan Stukes at the 176th pick is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. It adds depth where they could use a little.