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CheeseBurger Fat Dude'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 23, 2026

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  • CheeseBurger Fat Dude DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Mansoor Delane Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Mansoor Delane
CB LSU
Omar Cooper Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Omar Cooper Jr.
WR Indiana
Blake Miller Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Blake Miller
OT Clemson
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Markel Bell Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Markel Bell
OT Miami
Malik Muhammad Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Malik Muhammad
CB Texas
Febechi Nwaiwu Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Febechi Nwaiwu
OG Oklahoma
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Cole Payton Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Cole Payton
QB North Dakota State
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Chiefs won the night they stopped Muhammad from sliding. Grade: B-.

This is the pick they will still be bragging about in July: Malik Muhammad, the No. 101 name on the board, stolen at the 148th overall pick. Good, not great, and the B- says as much.

The tight end hole is the one line item this class does not answer. Every board in the league had Nwaiwu lower, and that gap is the story.

They trusted the board more than the depth chart.

Nothing here to lose sleep over, and plenty to feel decent about.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Mansoor Delane
In No. 9 they get a potential shutdown corner. More want than need.
Pick29 Rnd1 Omar Cooper Jr.
In slot 29 they get a true top target at fair value. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick40 Rnd2 Blake Miller
No drama and no debate, Blake Miller went about where he belonged in pick 40. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick74 Rnd3 Jacob Rodriguez
They barely believed it either: Jacob Rodriguez still on the board at the 74th pick. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick109 Rnd4 Markel Bell
Markel Bell at pick No. 109 is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick148 Rnd5 Malik Muhammad
Taking Malik Muhammad in Round 5, Pick 8 is close to grand larceny; a cornerback that good had no business lasting this long. Stacking talent where they were already deep.
Pick169 Rnd5 Febechi Nwaiwu
They liked Febechi Nwaiwu enough to skip the value, taking him in the 169th overall pick. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick176 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Beau Stephens at the Round 5 slot is the proof. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick210 Rnd6 Cole Payton
A quiet steal in the 210th overall pick: Cole Payton for less than the market said. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.