CheeseBurger Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT
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CheeseBurger Fat Man'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 10, 2026

Fat Pat's Folly

  • CheeseBurger Fat Man DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Olaivavega Ioane Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (KC)
Olaivavega Ioane
OG Penn State
D'Angelo Ponds Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (KC)
D'Angelo Ponds
CB Indiana
Caleb Tiernan Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Caleb Tiernan
OT Northwestern
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (KC)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Caden Curry
DE-EDGE Ohio State
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (KC)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Bud Clark Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (KC)
Bud Clark
S TCU
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 141 RND: 5 (KC)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Kaleb Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Kaleb Proctor
DL SE Louisiana
Oscar Delp Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Oscar Delp
TE Georgia
Josh Cameron Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Josh Cameron
WR Baylor
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Draft Picks Received
Olaivavega Ioane Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Olaivavega Ioane
OG Penn State
D'Angelo Ponds Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
D'Angelo Ponds
CB Indiana
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Bud Clark Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
Bud Clark
S TCU
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 141 RND: 5 (HOU)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (HOU)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (HOU)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (NE)
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Draft Picks Traded
Francis Mauigoa Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (HOU)
Francis Mauigoa
OT Miami
Derrick Moore Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (NE)
Derrick Moore
DE-EDGE Michigan
Players Gained
Head Shot
Tank Dell
WR
Head Shot
Austin Hooper
TE
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B+
ValueC+ NeedB TradesA+ FutureA
The Chiefs worked the phones like thieves and earned a B+.

Boards are made to be trusted, and the Chiefs shredded theirs for Caden Curry. He came off 44 spots early, and the room will hear about it. Call it a sensible B+, earned the boring way.

The phones were where this weekend was really won. The Stukes pick reads as want over need, and the roster will feel it at quarterback, running back and other spots. The Thieneman value carries more weight than any single miss elsewhere.

The quarterback hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

In sum, a sensible class that nudges the roster the right way.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Olaivavega Ioane
In No. 28 they get a building block for the line at fair value. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick31 Rnd1 D'Angelo Ponds
In pick No. 31 they get a lockdown presence outside, though they paid up to get him. Need was not the driver here.
Pick40 Rnd2 Caleb Tiernan
They paid a round early for Caleb Tiernan in the 40th overall pick, more than the board wanted. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick59 Rnd2 Dillon Thieneman
You do not let a safety like Dillon Thieneman reach the 59th pick and blink. They did not. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick74 Rnd3 Caden Curry
Caden Curry at slot 74 is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick95 Rnd3 Treydan Stukes
They zigged when the board said zag, taking Treydan Stukes at cornerback with quarterback, running back and other spots open.
Pick109 Rnd4 Bryce Lance
No edge and no loss on Bryce Lance in slot 109; it is a wash and a sensible one. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick131 Rnd4 Bud Clark
Hard to square with the roster. With positions of obvious need still on the board, Bud Clark adds a safety and leaves quarterback, running back and other spots untouched.
Pick141 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
They paid sticker price for Beau Stephens in the 141st overall pick, and that is fine. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick148 Rnd5 Kaleb Proctor
A big swing on Kaleb Proctor at No. 148, well ahead of any board in the building. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick169 Rnd5 Oscar Delp
Value said wait; Oscar Delp in pick No. 169 says they were not listening. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick176 Rnd5 Josh Cameron
They paid up for Josh Cameron at Round 5, Pick 36 when waiting would have done the job. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick210 Rnd6 Zavion Thomas
This one needs a full-page explanation: Zavion Thomas in the Round 6 slot, miles early. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.